Does anyone on this site have any real friends?

Be honest, family, animals, work mates, clerks, hookers, your shrink, online don't count. They have to be real actual proper friends.

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No 31
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  • EccentricWeird

    MY IIN FRIENDS ARE REAL FRIENDS.

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    • RapidlyRotatingPanda

      Good joke.

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      • EccentricWeird

        MAYBE NOT YOU, BUT OTHER PEOPLE.

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        • RapidlyRotatingPanda

          Good joke.

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          • EccentricWeird

            w t f .

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          • THERESNOSPACESSEE?!?!

            Good joke.

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    • Aliceee93

      YAAAY FRIENDS :D

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    • Avant-Garde

      Nothing wrong with that. Wear that pride with no shame!

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  • Agirlsbestfriend.

    poo and wee, I guess

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    • hot! but since you said wee i guess youre british , eewww.

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      • Agirlsbestfriend.

        I wouldn't pee on you anyway

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  • handsignals

    Me and Counterfit Circus are Bro's for life.

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  • DragonQueen

    Runnynose is my best friend!

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  • GirlGamerAssassin

    I have 4 friends. Haha one from birth, childhood, school and one from like two years ago. But I do wish I had some IIN friends XD I'm just weird like that!

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  • thegypsysailor

    My girl friend is my bestest friend and I still have a few who haven't kicked the bucket yet. Admittedly, they are few and far between, but to me there is a huge difference between friends and acquaintances.

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  • IncludedSos

    I don't understand why you need to ask this question. It is borderline offensive and you should expect the same answers from any group of people, as in, we're no different here than the general public.

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    • EccentricWeird

      People who are 'offended' can shove their 'offense' up their 'asses'.

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      • IncludedSos

        I'm sorry I used strong wording? :I

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        • EccentricWeird

          Don't get all offended on me.

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      • Lay off the syrup.

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    • handsignals

      really?

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      • Mr. Hands is a really educational video........

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        • handsignals

          post a link.

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  • J-Man

    No, thats why we are here. Anyone who says yes are tugging themselves!

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  • I have my on again off again turbo slut of a girlfriend that I see. Most of my really close friends live in Washington state where I grew up. I usually keep in touch with them by phone a couple times a week. I try to fly up there every so often to visit. Sometimes I hang out with my drunk neighbor. I have two nasty ferrets that spread their smells as well.

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  • dom180

    Yes.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I have "friends", but I have not seen any of them in years. I've been thinking about mending a relationship with a childhood friend. There's my therapist who currently is the only person I actually make an effort to see and probably the only really sensible person that is in my life right now. I've drifted away from most of my "friends". Some I purposefully distanced myself from them. Others I would have loved to have kept in contact with but, for whatever reason, we stopped contact and some I could not get their contact info. In the past, I've had friends that invited me to outings but I would always make an excuse not to see them. I realize now that for whatever reason, whether I realized it or not at the time, that I was actually isolating myself.

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    • shuggy-chan

      -Hug-

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      • Avant-Garde

        *hugs back* :)

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        • shuggy-chan

          Just like in toy story, u got a friend in me, let me be ur woody, wink wink

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    • YourMomSaysHello

      Your therapist isn't your friend. They're only posing as a "friend" because you pay them. It's their job to be your "friend". You're not their friend. You're just another client who's wallet they suck dry.

      People who consider their therapist a true friend is insane, which is why they went to a therapist in the first place.

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      • Agirlsbestfriend.

        You're the rapist

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      • Freedom_

        Yeah because therapists aren't humans like everyone else who develops feelings toward and connections between other humans.

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      • Avant-Garde

        I know, but this therapist, due to therapeutic approaches, is actually open towards having non-sexual dual relationships with her clients. Its not illegal and I am open to the idea. She hasn't brought it up because it would be too early in the therapeutic relationship to do so. I don't see her as a friend. Right now, she is a doctor and a person that I really connect with and again, one of the few sensible people that I know.

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  • thevpblade

    I'm introverted af but I still have a few irl friends that I hang out with from time to time.

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  • smallboobies:(

    Not anymore.

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  • iEatZombies_

    So frikkin many acquaintances, 3 people friends, 2 animal friends. Then there are those who think we're friends.... Does that count? I have about 10 of those. Some 'closer' than others.

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  • robbieforgotpw

    I'm on the can all day so no

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  • funnymoments

    yep i have a real life.... so basically everything is real except my boyfriend son of a bitch

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  • cruelmind88

    Of course.

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  • 2tfx

    Nobody hear is really what they appear!

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    • Tommythecat.

      shhhhhhh they'll hear you.

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    • handsignals

      because were in the Matrix?

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      • Avant-Garde

        Damn straight we are!

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  • loopoo

    Yer, I have a best friend and a few friends, probably won't have a best friend soon though cause im an insensitive asshole

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  • Shrunk

    I'm sure they do, but i don't, well i have a few "suitors" if that counts, but i would rather be alone!

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  • Paradiddle

    I have two very good and very real online friends who I'd do anything for and the same for me. We've been through a lot that can't be said in one paragraph and to say they don't count is pushing it honestly. People act like online people aren't people sometimes. That said, people I met in early school years usually for me are only friends during school, once that time period ends then you actually have to make an effort to stay in contact and most haven't. I had one very good irl friend who did but that one went poof with its own story. I'm still enjoying who I do have though, we laugh about the silliest of things.

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  • yes, I have a very active social life on and off the internet.

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    • You live close to my hometown.

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      • Yup. We should hangout and smoke out if you're ever in town.

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        • That would be cool. I was actually just in Washington a couple months ago. Do you have any idea when Washington is going to officially start selling recreational marijuana like Colorado? I heard sometime in the spring. My friend grows medical marijuana there legally.

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          • I thought you live in Kenniwick, Washington? They are going to do a vote soon regarding selling weed at the store. However I have heard it will be a trick because they will make it so that they tax the fuck out of it and make it illegal to grow. This will be very bad for the people who already have a medical marijuana license and I will probably vote against it because they will eventually put it in the store either way anyways. I am fine with buying my weed illegally.
            The same thing happened last year with putting liquor in all the stores. They tricked us into voting for it and then jacked up the liquor taxes to where I now have to pay near 50% tax to get my booze. Not only that but thousands of people who worked in state liquor stores lost their jobs. I regret I voted for that.
            Be careful what you vote for. Those politicans are tricky.

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  • moonyrose

    Not many real friends, but they are the best to me :)

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  • chloroplast

    Only a couple online friends.

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  • Derpinism

    if I told you I had friends would you believe me? :)

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  • spaghettifrier

    i have real internet friends

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    • THERESNOSPACESSEE?!?!

      Come on man, Eve and Cleverbot don't count...

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  • Ilovewinter12

    No, but I am fine with that.

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