Do your friends cock/vagina block you?

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Hi

My best friend in the world might just be the king of cockblock. He is a cockblock monster. Have fun picturing that in your heads.

Listen to this: we were at the pub, and I was starting to talk with the only hot girl at the table. This guy, who we'll call Cocky the Cockblock (CC for short), walks over to our table and announces "I'm throwing OP this guy into the social deep end!".

Cocky the Cockblock then gets back up, looks me dead in the eye while I'm sitting next to her, and loudly whispers "STAYYYY SAFFFFFE". She heard that, looked at me like I was some kind of social retard out to fondle her, and naturally moved far away from me to talk with someone else.

But this got me thinking and about way back when we were in school. I told him in year 8 that I had a crush on this girl everyone had a crush on, so Cocky the Cockblock walks up to her and tells her 'I'm going to ask her out and to QUOTE 'let him down easy.

He did the same thing with another girl the year before.

He didn't even remember those.

So tell me, is it normal?

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Based on 9 votes (2 yes)
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  • Jayy
    10 years ago

    I was waiting for you to call him; "CC" but you didn't. Screw you, man. I believed in you.

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  • dom180
    10 years ago

    I don't see why it would bring anyone pleasure to stop two people having romance or sex. Cockblocking is stupid. I agree with bugs.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I don't quite understand his comments but I would stop hanging out with him, especially around girls, if he's cock blocking you.

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  • FJK_frm_AK25
    8 years ago

    Umm whoop his ass? N I think cocky the blocky sounds better.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    9 years ago

    Lol looking at this old thing makes me laugh

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    10 years ago

    Yeah, I'll have to wait and see. I think he's jealous of what I have and wants to (on some subconscious level) thwart my attempts. He said in the past he likes how much I rely on him. So I think it's that

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    • dom180
      10 years ago

      Someone who likes how much you rely on them? That's one big red flag.

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