Do your eyes tear when you take a shit?

lol this is funny

only after i eat church's spicy chicken. that's the moment when i wish i would drop dead where i sit

I hate pooping.

My eyes tear when YOU take a shit. Never when I do.

No, but sometimes I get the chills.

I agree with the above.

I voted 'Yes' because it does happen, and now I feel horridly abnormal...

Roflballz, I'm dying over here. Who dreamt this shit up?

when you have an unhealthy diet is when bowel issues tend to happen.

you should maybe shit more regularly LOL

Hemorrhoids?

Didn't even knew this happened :O

wait a minute let me laugh *lolin'*
no.

No, but I'm also not morbidly obese.

No, but why are you asking this.... Does it matter if people cry when they take a dump or not?

If the tears are from crying because it hurts, try my solution: anal sex. Lots and lots of anal sex. It will loosen you up and you will never be constipated again. I am not kidding.

(If you're a straight guy, get a girl to do you with a strap-on. Has the same effect.)

One time when I was trying to shit out the baseball I got stuck up there

No.

Depends sometimes I had shits that felt like I was taring a new asshole.

My ass tears when I shit.

No but sometimes they tear when I pee

hahah, no!

No, I'm not constipated

I've know it smells but its not that bad rofl.

You have chronic constipation if you said yes. Lay off the cheese.