Do you wipe standing or sitting?

Why wipe while sitting? Your arm could accidentally brush against the toilet seat! How disgusting! Should always stand.

How the hell do u sit and wipe wtf?

You simply cannot wipe properly sat down, I always stand.

lol yall retarted who the fck wipes sitting down i wipe standing up wtf is wrong wit yall people that wipe while sitting down

how the fuck do u wipe sitting, and if u can im pretty sure it would be ineffective, and sitters are the ones with shitstains.

Haha I used to think I was weird because I wiped standing up! Good to know that other people do it too.

who the fuck cares how you wipe your ass it's your ass some people like to do it standing and other like to sit.... please its not like someone is watching you and seeing if you are doing it right..... well by the way I stand..... heheh

I always thought standers had to wipe back to front, yuck. How funny, everyone just assumes they do it right.

Standing.

that is the weirdest thing i've heard. how is it possible to sit and wipe??

I stand if I'm using a public washroom. I'm paranoid about touching the toilet or something.

i didn't know people wipe sitting down :O

Wow, i was the same "who stands to wipe". Doesn't any trace of poo get smeared to your cheeks when you stand and your cheeks squash together? Its simple when the poo stops get some paper. Tilt slightly away from your prefered side. Reach around the back slightly to the side you have lifted and wipe then drop paper. repeat. Luckily i am failry constipated so i only go once a week and i don't even have to wipe at all anymore. (having to tell people how to wipe their arse, what has the world come to)

Ok this is slightly gross but anyway, I tend to pre-wipe while sitting down and finish up while standing. I had a follow-up question but I threw up a little in my mouth so never mind.

Me neither.

I can't believe people stand.

Alrite people listen up! Who the hell sits?? Its all about standing, its cleaner,easier, and safer! If you sit and wipe then you'll just get sh** all over the dam seat and yourself! Duh!! If u want to stay clean then STAND to wipe your a**

i sit and wipe my ass becuse mabe ur shit is going to fll off or somthing.xD

Well you need to understand that you're not standing completely straight. you're bent over so that you can well... reach. DUH. if you guys are thinking that you're standing completely tall then you're stupid. and for ALL THE GIRLS who are commenting, ANY gyno will tell you that you should wipe from FRONT TO BACK. Or else you will get an infection. you people are stupid.

i sit and wipe back to front cuz i like shit stains on ma nuts!!!! lmao

i dont use pubilc restrooms...i only use my barthroom..... i sit and wipe...

Why not lying down or break dancing.
Variety is the spice of life.

How on earth can someone wipe while standing

Lol but the shite would fall On the floor if you stand if its hanging off, clingerrrrr lololololol

Fuck standers sitters unite!

I do both. Just trying thorough.

I don't think anyone truly stands upright or sits completely...once again we have shades of grey...or brown:)

I'm not sure if all the standers actually stand all the way up, but what I do is lift my ass off of the toilet seat enough so that I can reach under with my hand. I'd consider that still more of a sitting position, but maybe that qualifies as standing? If you stand all the way up thats just dumb as shit because if you have little shits hanging off that you dont know about, you'll get it everywhere and plus my penis would flop around and get drips of pee everywhere.

Maybe I can do it the way I do it because of my muscular quadriceps that allow me to stand in a sitting position.

I tried to sit and wipe...I CAN'T DO IT WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.

Why would you even ask that?

@: FroZn I agree!

But I gotta say -- there are TWO ways to wipe?? wow, who'd a thunk it?!

i wipe while standing i find it easier that way and a bit more comfortable for my wrist and arm :>

lol i sit a wipe then if im at home i get up and i wash myself

Honestly Ima girl and I stand sometimes to wipe better I dont like stains in my panties and even though i wipe sitting down its better if i bend over a bit to actually wipe as much as i can

And if you guys claim that its too messy to wipe by not sitting, then you obviously have diareah problems. That is disgusting.
on top of that, any girl with even half a brain cell knows that its dangers to wipe back to front. I sure as hell hope you dont change baby girls diapers that way, or else you're a fucking idiot.

I sit. LOL
This is funny!

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it's completely disgusting and OMG, who cares if you wipe standing or sitting because I'm sure you get all your a##es just as clean or dirty as the next person. No offense to anyone btw. This discussion is just a little too personal for me.

This is one poll, i refuse to answer....

I wipe while sitting the only time I stand to wipe is if I am peeing out side. I didn't know people stood to wipe.