Do you wash your hands before or after flushing?

I'm just wondering which you do first...

Before 12
After 216
I don't flush 4
I don't wash my hands 27
I don't flush or wash my hands 9
I don't ride on the porcelain pony 9
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Comments ( 15 )
  • Hipster_Syndrome_Immune_Guy

    Washing your hands before going to the toilet is like brushing your teeth before breakfast----- pointless

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  • boobookittyfuk

    ALWAYS wash your hands before you use the restroom if you have been chopping/handling jalapenos.

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  • TheTodd11

    I use a litter box

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    • nikkilynn25

      Stupid

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    • cutiebaby

      Do you cover up your business?

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  • GuessWho

    When entering and exiting a bathroom.

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  • marmars

    If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down...

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  • mcpoopington

    To be honest i wash my hands afterwards depending on what the situation was but i always make sure i wash my hands before anything i touch goes near my mouth.

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  • Francophile22

    Neither: I do it before AND after both.

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  • Subfinmatic

    Sometimes I do both before and after, all depends on hand status.

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  • HolyShite

    Both. I wash my hands before because our hands are always dirty and I don't want to touch my vag or butt with a dirty hand. Not that it is my intention to do so but they may come into contact. Obviously I do so after becaus it's disgusting if you don't.

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  • Hipster_Syndrome_Immune_Guy

    wait wait wait...... what do you mean people dont flush??????

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  • BossBozo

    Actually not so bad a question, and my actual answer is it depends:
    most of the time after. but sometimes depending which bathroom i am using i do not flush in order not to touch, or use a piece of toilet paper to flush, depending how bad the situation is, i even use a piece of toilet paper to open and close doors and taps.

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  • PumpkinKate

    Who would ever do it before flushing? I guess the poll speaks for itself - zero "befores" and 21 "afters" at the time of my comment.

    Hygiene, baby!

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  • After. One never knows if previous users had a toilet paper mishap and spred shit on the handle.

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