Do you use any of these expressions of time?

Anything related to beer, tobacco or something else 'bad'...do you use an advertising slogan or other funny phrase to say, in other words, I want to chew, smoke, drink, etc?

It's beer thirty. 2
It's Miller time. 4
It's a Skoal moment. 1
It's 5 o'clock somewhere. 11
Other (comment) 9
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  • dappled

    A friend of mine always used to suffix "'o clock" onto what he wanted to do. Like:

    Is it pizza o' clock yet?
    Is it beer o' clock?

    Doesn't always work, though. My ex never fell for sex o' clock. Not even once. Although first time around, she thought I said "six" and she got ready to go out a lot faster so we weren't late for once.

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    • BrightEyes

      I laughed aloud at "sex o' clock." Nice.

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  • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI

    This reminds me of an old riddle.
    What time do you go to the dentist?

    Tooth hurty!

    Signed,
    Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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  • bumblecreek

    my bro and i used to say, "time for a cancer stick" whenever we were going to smoke a cigarette.

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  • anti-hero

    Well look at the time it is 12 mins after vagina.

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  • Peekaboo2

    Do clocks tick Tock..or do they really ....Tock Tick.....please this means a lot to me as I am a time Traveller.

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  • No. Though I do imagine they'd be in the vocabulary of someone like "The Situation".

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    It's 4:20 somewhere.

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  • imagirldealwithit123

    its drunk'o'clock!

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  • BathoryBeauty

    When it is close to lunch round my place and you ask what people want the answer is usually "I will have a barley sandwhich." which means they want beer.

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  • NotStrangeBird

    It's time to get fucked up!!!

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  • theaverageatheist

    I use cyder'o clock...

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  • dirtybirdy

    The look on my clocks face is the ultimate expression of time

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    • Justsomejerk

      Funnybirdy.

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      • dirtybirdy

        I'm frikkin cuckoo...its alarming.

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        • shade_ilmaendu

          I've gotta hand it to you, your puns tick-led my funny bone for a moment there

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          • dirtybirdy

            Sometimes my gears get all wound up and I just can't stop...watch...you'll see time after time.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Never heard of them.

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