Do you think you could win a beauty pageant?

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So if you were to enter a beauty pageant, do you believe you could win? Why or why not?

Yes 7
No 20
Maybe 2
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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    If I had muh weave on then yeah! Bitches get butterflies when muh weave is on.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      You'd be the prettiest girl at the ball.
      ;D

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        I'd walk in all slow in my high heels and everything will go all slow motion with my hair blowing in the wind inside a building...Somehow. ^_^

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    No.

    You know that part where they ask you questions about world hunger and whatnot?

    I don't think you're supposed to say "cunt" into the microphone.

    : (

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  • Koda
    8 years ago

    I'm a boy, so.. no

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  • smallboobies:(
    9 years ago

    nope, too short, ugly, and cant walk in heels lol

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  • sky38203
    9 years ago

    With loads of makeup, yeah!

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  • slings_and_arrows
    9 years ago

    I won a modelling competition. Don't hate me...well you will, it's human nature.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Why would anyone on here hate you for winning something? It's good that you won something. =)

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    I'd win an inner beauty contest...

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    • wistfulmaiden
      9 years ago

      funny quote: maybe you should eat make up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch!--from my Daily Bitch calender

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    No, and I wouldn't want to. So there!

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Probably not. Have you seen my profile picture?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Why are you cosplaying as Captain Crunch?
      ;)

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        One of the members on here drew that as her impression of what I might look like. It's actually not so far off, except for the outfit.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      I clearly would, look at my profile picture.

      Really nothing else needs to be said.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        9 years ago

        Dear sweet baby Jesus! You are one sexy fuck!
        ;D

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