Do you support a ban on dhmo?

Dihydrogen Monoxide, it's everywhere and it kills numerous people every day, yet no serious efforts to ban it have come to pass.

Will you support a ban on DHMO?

Yes, ban that shit!! 22
No, let people make their own choices about DHMO. 23
Only ban it in food products. 6
Only ban it in schools. 0
Other (comment) 15
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  • NaughtyCat

    Obvious troll is obvious.

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  • AtomicCollider

    That's water, isn't it?
    H2O - two hydrogen, one oxide = dihydrogen monoxide?

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    • TerryVie

      yep, it is :) It's an old joke, though- usually brought up e.g. when talking about dangerous drugs'n'stuff so it's not inmediately so obvious-

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  • Justsomejerk

    It was clever when penn and teller convinced 100 hippies to sign a petition banking H2O, rehashing the prank on the Internet is a little underwhelming.

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    • iEatZombies_

      Why is there not more thumbs?
      You need more thumbs.

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  • anti-hero

    I need water to live.

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  • http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

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    • myownopinions

      Hahahahahaha. It's all so true. Though sadly, the creator of the website conveniently left out that we need DHMO to live.

      *I wonder how many people actually fell for this.*

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    • GuessWho

      WOW! I don't know what to say.

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      • thinkingaboutit

        it's still only water. he/she is trying to make people feel stupid.

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        • GuessWho

          I know.
          ...but to think someone would make a website like that...
          ...and much of the info on that site is true, just in a twisted context...

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  • clusterfuckwhy

    Wait mr coats

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  • clusterfuckwhy

    My science teacher did this. ou Asshole

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  • newtdup

    I find this amusing! No one is worried about DHMO on washington, they're too concerned with banning GUNs!!! Those evil things that decide to kill people in large numbers...of course using drones to kill a person and a large number of others around them, is not a problem for those same people. But they keep saying they want to ban guns "to protect the innocent". So what's it gonna be people leading the U.S., protect the innocent or initiate the mass killing of them just to get 1 bad person?? This government is so screwed up! They probably haven't even noticed the DHMO problem...?

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    • newtdup

      of course, once we start hoarding the stuff, they'll make that illegal too! Think about it. lots of things kill numerous people everyday, e.g. cars, especially with drunk drivers; but they don't ban cars! and they sure as hell don't ban most of the drunks driving from ever driving again. Like I said, this government makes NO sense at all.

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  • capcrunch6

    Ok lets ban water you jackass.

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  • Lynxikat

    Dude.

    I heard that dihydrogen monoxide bit three years ago.

    If your intention was to troll, try being... you know, convincing.

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    • That's the point, to see how many 'smart' idiots will pipe up and be like 'hey man, that's water!!'. I had a bet going with who would the first 4 to say it, and lo and behold, I was right.

      Surely you can fathom me making a poll solely for MY amusement, no? You people are so selfish, thinking this was all for you. It was for me. Mwahahahahahahaha. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ha. Ahem. Hmm. Hm. Urm. Hm.

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      • NeuroNeptunian

        Dumbass.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    Haha I like this, it gave me a fit of giggles XD

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  • VioletTrees

    Troll harder.

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  • MissyLeyneous

    I have no idea what this is.

    But I'll let people make their own life decisions.

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  • meh..

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