Do you poop around your bf/gf?

Is it normal to poop around the person you're dating? I've never done it even when I really have to go, I wait until I've gone home rather than use their bathroom.

Yes, I'd poop in my gf/bf's bathroom 111
Only if we were in public so I could use a public bathroom 23
No, I would never poop around them 52
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  • NoraBaker

    -- Honey? *looking into his eyes*
    -- Yeah, babe?
    -- *a mix of shy and naughty* I have to tell you something.
    -- What?
    -- Oh! I don't know. Maybe it's too soon. *bite lower lip*
    -- Ah, come on, now you have to tell me!
    -- Well... It's just that I
    -- You what? You can say it.
    -- Fine, I... No! It's too early in the relationship for this!!!
    -- Tell me.

    -- Ok.
    (pause)
    -- I poop! *quirky smile*

    It took me a while, but I finally have a classic "breaking it to the boyfriend" bit. :D

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    • shuggy-chan

      i just pooped my pant babe

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      • NoraBaker

        Haha. What's that? The alternate ending in the director's cut? ;D

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        • shuggy-chan

          delete scene, to racy for theaters

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  • Jweezee

    Poop around them? You mean like in a circle at their feet? No..no.. I can't say that's normal. Jk

    I avoid it when i first start dating someone new. But in my more serious relationships the undue embarrassment ebbed after a little while (kinda hard to avoid when you live together). We are human afterall, and i'm pretty sure they know i do it and i'm onto them as well. When your realtionship matures you'll get over it. And god forbid you get married, then all bets are off as to what you'd be willing to do around them. I'm speaking generally, i read a post on here about a woman who hasn't shit around her husband in the 15 years they've been married, taint right I tell ya.

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  • I tend to clog up most toilets after I let loose with some Ass Thunder, so I have to always be careful about where I go at.

    Unless I like the girl, then she gets an upper decker.

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  • chicken471bologna

    You're skinny little body is going to be crushed to death while having sex with fat guys.

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  • thepickler

    That's nothing compared to an experience I had when I was hanging out with a friend of mine. She never bothered to close her bathroom door while we were at her house. It didn't bother me but I did think it funny. I was thinking "okay..., now that is interesting."

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  • DD10

    Poop in da toilet obviously

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  • wistfulmaiden

    what the hell is wrong with you people?

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  • sillygirl77

    I don't know about you people, but I can't hold it in long when i have to poop so yes I poop in the bathroom i share with my husband.

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  • megadriver

    Well, I live with my girlfriend, so not pooping isn't an Option. Besides, why should I care! We are both People. And People poop, fart, barf, burp...

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  • Tissy3

    Seriously, I know about this, and here's the only thing that works for me: Scrubbing Bubbles! The bathroom cleaner? Flush while you are pushing it out (helps mask any sound, and some smell). Then spray like 3 squirts of scrubbing bubbles in the sink or back of toilet. Clean yourself, blow your nose (excuse to flush the toilet again). It covers ANY smell better than air freshener. Just smells bathroomy and CLEAN

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  • NVR

    we don't just poop around each other we poop together and we don't mind the smell. if you are in LOVE smelling each others shit is no big deal. its a special feeling to sit on the throne together

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  • ibreathelectric

    oh HELL no! If mah boyfriend caught a whiff o' mah buidness, he'd be a-runnin for da hillz. YIKES.

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    • Wh0Ar3YoU

      I bet you have shit nuggets in your hairy cheese crater

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      • ibreathelectric

        I keep my cheese crater exceptionally clean, thank you very much. -.-

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  • PoeticDreamer

    I tend to poo very quickly and the smell doesn't tend to linger so using other people's toilets has never been too much of a problem for me.

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  • anti-hero

    Thin line between around and on. Thanks Germany.

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  • I'd shit on the FLOOR of my girlfriend's place-that is if I had one.

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  • I think that you should be able to, but if you prefer privacy then it's okay to do it in private too.

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  • bleach_baby

    Only if they were asleep or something and I knew there was zero chance of them using the bathroom after me

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  • BlackDays

    I poop in the potty.

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