Do you play candy crush?

I did for a few days because it was a fad. I never understood the appeal of it though so I just stopped. These casual gaming fads are weird and I don't get what is so great about a lot of them.

I'm sorry?

Yeah I started playing when I saw that my sisters were playing but I have quit. I now play Criminal Case - another idiot game I'm addicted to.

I'm not good on those gadgets and those gidgets. The Smartphone (soul-binding device), the Internet (causes cruel/evil psychological alignments that attract Negative Energy), the Video Game (creates violent and aggressive psychological alignments that attract Negative and Violent energy), and the Portable Music Player are very dangerous to anyone, but especially someone who is aurally conscious.

I don't own a smartphone so no.

Shoving a Rubik's cube up your ass is much better.

I help Mom play it. Me got brains. ...BRAINS! Nah. I'm not that smart.

Well no, but unlike some others, I have a reason to desire more from it. You see, I play all types of games, racers, fighting games, hack n' slash, 3rd person shooters, etc, including puzzle games. Candy Crush has been done SO many times already after its core mechanics were mostly started with Bejeweled, previously known as Diamond Mine, that this game is nothing new nor worth any fancy publicity it gets. As someone who knows the genre, it just doesn't change anything up enough for me and mostly casual phone gamers will give this attention.

Its funny because Puzzle Quest also borrows from Bejeweled but turned it into a full blown RPG with spells, mana, classes and equipment, THAT is creativity and deserved it's success. Lumines also has a kick arse soundtrack, Meteos is crazy unique and fast paced, same with Tetris Attack. Okay I'll stop now, just thought I'd show how not all puzzle games are simple clones like this one.

Am I the only one who doesn't know what this is?
Either way, from what I get, it's some sort of online game so, no, I haven't played it.

I'm more of a Clash of Clans guy myself.

No, but I know a lot of middle aged women on Facebook who do.

What?

Why play with your candy when you could just eat it...?