Do you play an instrument?

As the title states, do you play one and if so which one(s)?

No (I am too cool/not cool enough to play) 10
Yes (I will comment which one(s)) 17
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  • Crusades||

    I used to play guitar as a kid but I abandoned it, just like I abandoned everything in my life. I'm a quitter...

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    • anti-hero

      You never gave up the skin flute.

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    • RanOutOfKarmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      you're so cute:)

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      • Crusades||

        Uhm...thank you... I guess.

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        • RanOutOfKarmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

          Why you guess? What would you prefer? Sexy boy?? it's true you are a nice guy whatever way you want to put it..you just keep it hidden mostly

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  • green_boogers

    I love singing in my car. Especially duets performed by me together with some famous female vocalist.

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  • Dot123

    Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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    • No patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

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  • flyingnostalgia

    I play harmonica in my solitude while looking at the serene landscape through my window.

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    • The harmonica, along with the kazoo, triangle, and vibraslap, are among the most underrated instruments. Keep playin away!

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  • mypenisinyourmouth

    I... I... ):

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    • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann

      I... I... Am an incredibly awesome person who has two adorable rats?

      Thought so.

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  • CountessDouche

    I played piano as a child, but ended up throwing a temper tantrum and quitting and getting locked in the car for like 3 hours in summer. My music teacher was cool. He was a really old gay guy who was a bit of a hoarder. His house was all dusty and stacked up with weird treasures, and his partner made costumes for the opera, ballet, and theatre in Chicago. I rember him making these really cool costumes for Peter and the wolf, including a total piece of art mallard duck costume with loads of real feathers. He helped us make a paper mâché dinosaur for one of my brother's movie peojects (he's still a film maker). My piano teacher used to teach me about gardening after lessons. He had a giant greenhouse in his back yard with every type of flower imaginable, and herbs, and tomatoes and mint. I'm sure he's dead by now, but rest in peace, Mr. Miller.

    I can still read sheet music.

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    • noid

      Cool story.

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    • I wish my piano teacher was that cool! ( and go Chicago!)

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      • CounteѕsDouche

        Of course, but you can't have a teacher as cool as i did because you're a retard pussy

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        • Hey now :p

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        • LittleGirlInexorablySodomized

          Everything checks out except for the last word. I give you 5/10 average

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  • green_boogers

    I play classical music on an acoustic guitar.

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    • anti-hero

      Not a classical guitar?

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      • green_boogers

        It has nylon strings and more of a tonal resonance than brilliance.

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        • anti-hero

          Sounds classical to me. Full sized?

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          • green_boogers

            Yep, it's got a hard spruce top and nice wide neck too.

            Listening to some classical Christmas carols right now. Classical guitar with a gentle harpsichord backup. Feels as good as a back rub by a fire place.

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  • jr__

    Just singing but its not enjoyable for anyone except my cat. If I sing it gets excited and dances around a little.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I used to play the violin in school. I never wanted to play it in the first place. I only wanted a music class because my sister played the flute and I wanted to mimic her by playing the same instrument. Since all the band instruments were taken, I had to do orchestra class. I'm glad I no longer play it. I kind of want to learn how to play a guitar though.

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  • bearbank

    I have played french horn for a couple years now and have played piano for about 13 years. Then I dabble a bit in violin. <3 <3 . I feel like almost all you people play guitar and things then me classical nerd with my instruments. *hiii*

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  • LittleGirlInexorablySodomized

    Hello iEatZombies_

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  • bearbank

    I have played for french horn for several years now and piano for about 13 years <3 I dapple in trumpet and melophone and can do some good violin

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  • Dot123

    IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT?!!!!

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  • Crow

    Predominantly the clarinet.

    I've dabbled with piano and violin but in the end the fingering kinda messed with what I was used to with the clarinet (i.e: pressing down with the pads of your fingers instead of the tips).

    I regret not picking up a cello or a harp from the get go, though.

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    • CountessDouche

      The cello is an underrated instrument. It's so beautiful.

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      • Crow

        I know, right? You heard 2Cellos or ThePianoGuys on Youtube?

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        • CountessDouche

          Yes! 2cellos is fucking awesome.

          I find that I tend to go for bassy, low pitch type instruments and songs, I don't know why. I used to live at the concert hall at my old college.

          Worst concert I ever saw...harpsichord...

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  • peridot

    Viola, violin, and guitar. I started playing guitar just a few months ago, while I've been playing viola for six years and violin for two

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    • I like you more already :)

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Guitar for holy shit 8 years now, little bit of bass and just enough of the basics on drums to get by mixing them on an 8 track

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    • We need more people like you!

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        Nah The world isn't quite ready ;)

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        • The world was ready last june!

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        • I don't know bout that ;)

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