Do you own or have you owned a sex toy?

have you ever had a sex toy? what did you have

pocket pussy 16
other 12
never had one 51
dildo 33
blow up doll 2
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  • pulse-punch

    I own a penis pump and several cock rings.

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  • applechupachups

    Unsure how to vote... I own so many toys.

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  • Ellenna

    My first sex toy as an adult was a plug in bright orange Pifco "vibratory massager" which gave me my first overwhelming orgasms.

    It lasted thru my marriage breakup and for at least another 15 years after that but then stopped buzzing and wasn't repairable according to the embarrassed appliaance repairman I took it to.

    Since then I've had maybe 20 different vibrating dildoes of various sizes, shapes, speeds and colours ranging from silver to flesh tint to bright blue or pink, most of which end up non-vibrating.

    I also have nipple clamps, lube (of course) and have tried carrots, zucchini and cucumbers.

    Oh and I also have a butt plug still in the box it came in because someone changed their mind ..... (chokes back tears)

    I recently diuscvoered Love Honey mail order warehouse: they have a huge range of reasonably priced toys. They've only recently extended to Australia from the UK and are definitely worth checking out.

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  • meow:3

    vibrator and a butt plug

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  • mystery7

    I've always grown some nice zucchinis. They taste good afterwards too.

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  • dom180

    I've got a fleshlight and a dildo.

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    • anti-hero

      Do you ever put the dildo in the fleshlight?

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    • todd71

      The fleshlight is the Greatest invention known to MAN. Every boy who reaches puberty should get one.

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    • Miezekatz

      sorry, what is a fleshlight???

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      • slings_and_arrows

        Look it up and be traumatized like I am now. I had heard of them before actually, but managed to remove it from my mind somehow.

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        • anti-hero

          So a fleshlight is traumatizing but having it off with a cucumber or shampoo bottle isn't?

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        • Asstastics

          One or two sessions with a vibrating butt plug might help you get over it.

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        • They're as traumatizing as dildos. ;)

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        • Miezekatz

          look like Ice-cream in a cornetto...VERY tasteful...uäää

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  • howaminotmyself

    Several. And sometimes you can improvise.

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    • anti-hero

      Kielbasa?

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  • spunkluvr

    Vibrator.

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  • Bambiena

    That's sick and disturbing

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  • GIANTKUDDLEZ

    I technically own a dildo, I say technically because it's the wifes, but I personally own a pocket pussy for when she isn't home

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  • ArayaLioness

    I'm thinking about it. But I haven't owned one ever.

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  • Fall_leaves

    My friend and I stole penis rings from walmart when we were younger. And opened a box of condoms and went throughout the store dropping condoms in strangers carts.

    Then when we were legally of age to purchase sex toys (18), we went to our local sex store. We ran into the parents of someone we went to school with, so that was awkward. We bought penis suckers and they gave us these small vibrators and lube for free lol.

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  • RainbowDischarge

    Buttplug

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  • Rihyae

    *pop* http://www.thepartyworks.com/ip/images22/222273/83036.jpg. I should buy a real one...

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  • Miezekatz

    banana

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    • Asstastics

      Don't forget to put a condom over the banana.

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  • chained_rage

    To the trained professional, any toy can be a sex toy

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    • slings_and_arrows

      Indeed, I've used a cucumber and various phallic shaped bathroom products before.

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      • chained_rage

        You professional masturbator you

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  • thegypsysailor

    I've had quite a few over my lifetime, but the all had one thing in common; they were all living, breathing girls!

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    • *Awaits being purchased*

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