Do you like "real mayoineise" or "miracle whip" i myself like real.

I just wanna know what people like more. Miracle whip taste .. just has a wrong tang to it, if you know what i mean.

Real Mayo. 60
Miracle whip. 15
I like both. 11
I dont like niether. 14
Other (Add a comment) 4
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Comments ( 22 )
  • flavourfull_1867

    Miracle whip isn't mayonnaise?!? I've been lving a lie...

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  • jamesmitchell29486

    Grammar nazi here it is I don't like either you see neither is a negative so I don't like neither=I like both. you could say I like neither but that is kinda clunky.

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  • Flying_Carpet

    I don't really care. When I make sandwiches I use whatever is in the refridgerator, mayo or miracle whip. It doesn't taste all that different.

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  • kkarnii

    miracle whip sucks. the texture and taste are both disgusting.

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  • luicyyou

    miracle whip ya damn fools !!!!!!!!!!

    eventhough I havent tried it yet
    lol

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  • XxKushNinjaxX

    Miracle whip is garbage

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  • coolio75650932

    epic prank
    1.get mayo jar
    2.eat the mayo or use a spoon to scoop mayo out and put the mayo in another jar
    3.make sure theres no more mayo in the jar BE ABSOLUTELY SURE THERE IS NONE
    4.clean jar so theres no mayo taste left
    5.get vanilla pudding
    6.put vanilla pudding in jar
    7.go out side
    8.go to a place full of ppl (store,library,townssquare,etc)
    9.open jar
    10.eat mayo(vanilla pudding) in public

    ....(Y)
    ...('-.-) <that prank sucks
    .o(")(")

    bunny hates my idea:(

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  • disthing

    Don't know what Miracle Whip is? I'm guessing it's an American thing, like that fake cheese stuff you lot have :D

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  • Real mayonnaise. The same thing goes with Splenda; I'd rather have real sugar.

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  • imacomputer

    fuck miracle whip.

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    • DiscoDuck

      Yes it is good for anal sex, nice and slippery

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  • penguin1

    miracle whip is good, I grew up believing it was real mayo. I like regular mayonaise a little more though.

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  • 4392Moron

    Do not eat either Miracle Whip or Mayonaise.

    Would like to state to the person who set-up this thread that their spelling sucks. Next time you decied to set a thread get a dictionary and check you spellings.

    1: dont should be don't
    2: niether should be neither.
    3: mayoineise should be mayonaise

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

      The only thing sadder is that, these days, most web browsers include automatic spellchecking. However being a Mac user I cannot vouch for IE.

      On top of that there's a double negative.

      O_o

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      • 4392Moron

        Angel_In_The_Glass_Dress:

        After I read your statement to me, I feel that I owe a tad of an appology. When I was here at that moment I just had a tit-for-tat with my better half and had to slash at some one. I use Mac and there is IE for Macs you can get the installment ROM'S at any Apple Stores.

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        • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

          There is? Interesting... however that won't do me any good since I abhor Microsoft IE. Seriously, when I do put a PC online, I actually configure my firewall to block IE from accessing the internet.

          I don't like the idea of having any web browser that I cannot delete.

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          • 4392Moron

            Hey Angel_In_The_Glass_Dress:

            Is there any way you can get an unstall set-up for IE for Macs because mine came with it pre-installed and I am with you I hate it, got any ideas how I can get mine set-up like yours?.

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            • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

              Um, Macs do not come pre-installed with IE. Macs only come pre-installed with Safari.

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  • honeydripped

    I think people don't like the idea of Miracle Whip because they are expecting it to be mayonnaise. I used to love making deli meat sandwiches with Ranch dressing... Miracle Whip gives the same sort of flavour effect... adds bright, tanged interest... it is not a replacement for mayonnaise; it's its own thing. Accept it for What It Is!!!! And it's not all that caloric.

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  • ladyday

    mayonaise is disgusting.

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  • RCSTEW15

    I tell the best thing in the world, better than mayonaise or miracle whip, Man-aise!!! It is so much better than to have a sandwich with alot of nice good Man-aise on your sandwich. It makes your mouth water and it feels your stomach up with some good warm man juice. Oh man, I need some of that Man-aise right now. I am Gene Chataignier and I love a mouthful of that warm stuff. Yum Yum Yum!!!

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    • coolio75650932

      ingredients:alchohol,artificialflavours,chuck norris's beard trimmings,bakingsoda,justinmbierber's horrable music,blood,apples,bananas,metal polls,kirmit the frogs arms,dead mexicain children,salt,suger,spice,everything nice,chuck norris's pubic hairs,and raw beef (secret ingredient:RCSTEW15's cum)

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