Do you have any pooping problems?

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Constipation 4
Excessive diarrhea 3
Hot butthole 1
Really noisy 1
Have to puke and poo at once 4
Really stinky 4
No poo problems 8
More than one of these 3
Other 5
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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    Yes: I have to poop.

    Life would be so much easier if food just completely disintegrated in my body and I never had to go.

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    • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs
      11 years ago

      But it feels so good.

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    You actually spend money to have 'Gold' on some dumb website and then decide to use this power to ask the public how they poop. What a champ

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I didn't spend any money, it was a gift. I'll do whatever the fuck I want with it.
      You find the website dumb, yet you're on it.... What does that make you?

      Thank you kindly for your opinion.
      Thumbs up to you! =]

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      • Wendell
        11 years ago

        Ok I choose "really noisy"

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    • NunsAreAwesome
      11 years ago

      Gold doesn't give you power to ask questions... o.o

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    I chose "other" because I suffer from explosive diarrhea.

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs
    11 years ago

    I've had all of these at least once in my life. Some at the same time. Like once, I had lots of diarrhoea, very loud, very smelly, very hot asshole and had to puke at the same time as pooping. Man, what a way to spend a Friday night.

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  • LesserKnownCharacter
    11 years ago

    Frequent diarrhea and very intense, unexpected need to poop NOW!! I have about a 30 second window between knowing I have to poop and getting my ass on the toilet. It can be hell.

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  • ccjigsaw
    11 years ago

    My poos been really soft lately. I hate it. You have to push really hard to get that shit out. And all I did was start eating more vegetables..

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  • NunsAreAwesome
    11 years ago

    Also, nunshit.

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  • PapzBSlim
    11 years ago

    Coming from personal experience not to long ago, about a week. I used to always love going to go poop until one day it started to hurt when I pooped. There was not always blood involved. There was a trend that I had that after I pooped, my anus and colon would hurt me for hours and hinder me from school and work. I recently was hospitalized because it was too painful to poop and I thought it was from hemorrhoids. The surgeon took a look and said that my sphincter around my anus was too tight and I had to have a sphincectomy. It has been a week and am almost fully recovered and now I love to poop again. TMI?

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    • x1frosty16
      11 years ago

      Aw I really feel bad for you lol I like to poop too it relaxes me haha

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      • PapzBSlim
        11 years ago

        Lol I am now a part of that club again. Fully healed and take poops for no reason at all even if I have no need to. Relaxing as you said.

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        • x1frosty16
          11 years ago

          Hell to the yeah :) lol

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Nope. Not TMI. I bet this could actually help someone who reads it.

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  • Sonnymora
    11 years ago

    It feels like someone is stabbing my insides.

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