Do you have an insufferable neighbor?

If you don't have an annoying neighbor, it's likely you ARE the annoying neighbor!!

My next door neighbors this little old lady and I swear to god shes growing pot. It always smells like good weed around her house. And since I live with raging loud alcoholics I bet every one thinks we got the grow op. Well played little old lady whos selling dope, well played.

My neighbors consist pretty much entirely of the mentally ill and drug addicts. My next door neighbor finally got the hint that I'm not interested in buying drugs from him.

I can't wait to move.

I may have been the annoying neighbor. I used to set my guitar and amp up on my roof and play at three in the morning dressed up as a cowbow...Good times.

I had a bad neighbour once. A good Molotov cocktailing sorted him out. Lob 'em through a window, or lob 'em on the patio. There's nothing a good Molotov cocktail can't do.

I live in a 50 unit apartment complex with over 200 people. Most keep to themselves and except for the occasional domestic disturbance, noise, rowdiness or gossip is pretty infrequent.

...EXCEPT for my next door neighbour. She's this really ugly, fat woman with three boys who she likes to verbally abuse. Every morning at about 6am she's up screaming at them at the very top of her lungs. Her way of waking them up is yelling "GET THE FUCK UP" and before 7am she's generally hurled every name in the book at them. Even though this kind of verbal abuse is pretty inexcusable, it would be SO bad if I ever heard any of the kids actually being BAD. She curses ad yells at them and I never hear a word of backtalk from them. Perhaps they do, but her fat ass seems to be just another lazy single mom whose only method of "parenting" is screaming them into submission. More often than not she's throwing things at them because the wall that connects our patients isn't shakes and my china cabinet rattles like an earthquake!

I hate this woman with a passion and even though I've complained to management, she only settles down for a week or so and then it's back her WWE antics.

Because of this, I've taken to playing music at all hours and making sure that I have (really loud) sex on the couch in the living room which is pushed against the wall that we share.

-dies-

Iwe had to get a restraining order against his girlfriend for harassing us, then she moved out. It's hard,b ut can be done if you have the evidence.

I'm a few of those.

Yes, to nosey gossip, the alcoholic, pushing boundries and pending mental illness. Great neighborhood...

my neighbor is a stalker... haha

Neighbor to left
Yes, a certified lunatic. (actually mentally ill)
Yes, a slob with stuff all over their yard.

Neighbor to right
Yes, drug addicts or alcoholics.

I'm actually 'friendly' to both. But I can't wait to get out of here!

Oh by the way I've at last realized why these people grow their grass 2 feet high. They actually believe that is normal, and that's what grass is suppose to look like on your front lawn!

You can imagine the strange looks I get when I mow my lawn to a normal level (actually I've really gone over the top, and made it PERFECT, just to really show them what it SHOULD look like) They always say (no word of a lie) Why are you mowing your lawn? I always reply, because its too long! (Hint Hint, they never pick it up)

Both neighbors 'green waste' bins, that are freely picked up by the council each fortnight, are FULL to the top with rubbish! What are they thinking? I have no idea.

we have a neighbour who plays the bagpipes everyday at the exact same time. It's annoying sometimes, but sometimes is nice sitting out on the deck listening to him play.

my one neighbor, he would call the city about EVERYTHING, and just have random people show up at your door for the most outrageous unnecessary reasons. and would always randomly pop outside to make some sort of commentary. stfu, go inside, and quit calling people.

Hey I'm Canadian!! :P ^^^

My neigbour has schizophrenia... One time the police had to take her out because she was on one of her "trips."

Canada.

Their english speakers can't pronounce anything with an ou properly and the french speakers mumble everything. They end every sentence with "eh?" They keep moose as pets and they're too nice.

I don't get out enough to see them. Or I'm either out and don't see them. If it weren't for the cars, I wouldn't even know I had neighbors.

My neighbours on either side of us are great, but the ones across the way are not so savory; they leave their barking dogs out on their porch all day (a mastiff and a shitzu).

I have a mentally ill instigator!! One of those that you know the second you meet them that they are the neighborhood "problem". She is schizophrenic and it's really not funny, she has no concept of what is real and what isn't. Honestly it's quite disturbing. We never know what she's going to do. I wish she'd move or get comitted.

The first day I moved into my house, my Elvis-wannabe neighbor came over to talk crap about his girlfriend and her mentally challenged son. From there I decided that wasn't a neighbor I was interested in having a relationship with.

He also called Animal control on us because our dog could reach a small inch of his yard and he uses our driveway ALL the time. A**hole....

insuffering succotash ;P

i do, shes old and chubby and from a distance she looks a bit like a gorilla with its hands on its hips. shes always out front patrolling, watching whos coming an going. ive gotten used to her and ii figure i'll never be robbed (from the front anyhow)

I like my neighbors. I do have an drunk neighbor who loves the tea party movement. Sometimes he chants the latest catch phrase at us when he gets really drunk but he's harmless. It drives one of my neighbors crazy and they sometimes get into it but I ignore him. I only talk about plants and the weather with him, we get along fine. And he's a good person to help keep an eye out for the crackheads in the neighborhood. All my other neighbors are relatively quiet. It's a good neighborhood.

Just one nosy neighbor and her stupid little dog.

I'd like to bang her actually.