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Do you have a secret, double life to fulfill your sexual needs?
| 1. Yes. Why do you think I signed up at IIN for? | 9 | |
| 2. Yes, I do not get enough in my relationship. | 12 | |
| 3. Combo of 1. and 2. | 5 | |
| 4. No | 17 | |
| 5. Other answers | 7 |
Why the hell would anyone sign up for IIN to satisfy sexual urges? This just boggles my mind. Sure, people write sexually explicit stuff but it is never any good. Never.
Because our lives are pathetic. We are the few, the vicarious, the nobodies.
I'm not in a relationship but if I were, I wouldn't stoop to a low level and cheat.
Truth is, those who've paid attention on similar posts about sex will think they know about my sexual experience but actually,
I'm a dedicated furry/dogger
I'm a big bear called papa discobiscuits
I know disco biscuit is another word for ecstasy, but it also sounds like a warm, buttered biscuit that was colored rainbow with food coloring. Great, now I want buttered biscuits. Thanks. lol
Hmmm food play?
Why I hadn't considered it, I'll have to bring it up at the next quarterly squirrel Chase ball
Don't you know? Biscuits turn squirrels into sock stealing gorillas twelve hours after consumption! Are you trying to deprive us all of our socks? Without them the insides of our shoes will smell like moldy potato chips! I don't have enough Febreeze for all those shoes!
Might just be a UK expression,
They're basically strange people who meet strangers at " dogging " sites in forests etc and all have sex with each other in the cars
The sound of an overweight middle aged man wheezing mid thrust
The sight of a hairy crack slowly falling and rising illuminated by the cascading light from a car headlight as you feel the springs sag in the back of a Vauxhall estate.
And people say romance is dead
I have a secret life but it has nothing to do with sex but I love the fact that it's my only-me thing.
Nah... I barely have enough energy for one life. I would like to play an alternate life game though.
My secret 2nd life would be the one I have at home with my vibrator and porn
The local pharmacy has signs outside saying that they have shingles shots. So like, do people go in there and voluntarily get roofied?
That's just about the silliest thing I ever heard of.
If it needs to be secret, then that would imply that one is ashamed of it, which is just wrong on so many levels.
Those who spend any time worrying about what others think about them, are wasting that time.