Do you have a favorite christmas song?

Even if you dont celebrate xmas

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  • pastor_of_muppets

    Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
    For the good little girls
    And the good little boys
    But then Chris Kringle busted in
    Nearly scared them all to death
    He had a rifle in his hand
    And cheap whisky on his breath
    From his boots to his beard he was covered in ammo
    Like a disgruntled drunk who believed he was Rambo
    And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye
    "Marry christmas to all! Now you're all gonna die"

    The night Santa went crazy
    The night saint Nicolas went nuts
    He realised he was getting the wrong deal
    Now he's covered in reindeer guts

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    • dynamohumm

      Ha ha hahaha That's my favourite Weird Al song.

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    • charli.m

      http://youtu.be/eB4tQLncmaw

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      • pastor_of_muppets

        http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yBrNUUTsABQ

        (^_^) gooi hom dolla

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        • charli.m

          Haha yeah. I'm a fan of Weird Al, I recognised it, and thought you'd find another funny song funny :)

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Christmas is awesome by Reuben, purely for nostalgic reasons

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  • howaminotmyself

    I've always enjoyed the Nutcracker.

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    • MangoTango

      Sugarplum Fairies :-)

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  • Shrunk

    Last Christmas by Wham!, because... 80s music :D
    also they play "12 Days" by Straight No Chaser at my work, never heard it before but I love the Africa bit

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    • MangoTango

      Last Christmas ... yess! I luv that song too

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  • TareBear20

    Jingle bell rock, because I still get those flashbacks of my mom dancing to this song. XD
    Other than that I don't care for Christmas music.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    No. After having to listen to Christmas music everyday for 7-8 hours at the store I work at, I hate them all.

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    • disthing

      Ha I've always thought that must drive shop workers nuts.

      Luckily, when I was in retail, I worked in an opticians. We had no music and no customers at Christmas. Sweet relief.

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    • charli.m

      http://youtu.be/gGm7mZJw5jc

      Just stick out the first bit. It gets good.

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      • KeddersPrincess

        Haha :D

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    • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

      You know my pain . . .

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  • ginsters101

    'I hate Christmas' by Three Litre
    'River' by Joni Mitchell
    'Happy Christmas (War is Over)' by John and Yoko

    I can't split these three.

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  • MangoTango

    I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oOzszFIBcE

    geezus, sticky sticky song!

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  • dynamohumm

    My housemate works in our local Woolworths and for the last 4 weeks she's had to listen to fucking christmas carols over and over an over again.

    One customer she was serving said to her brightly when the refrain of "Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer" came over the sound system .."Doesn't this make you want to sing along?" My friend replied "No it makes me want to throw myself bodily through the plate glass window"

    I feel her pain.

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  • Derps

    Silent night

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  • electricblueoceans

    I only like carol of the bells, but It's so eerie that I don't even consider it a Christmas song.

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    Christmas songs are such a waste of time to listen to and they're stupid.

    Yes, let's sing passionately about things that don't exist i.e Santa, Rudolph the Red-nose Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman...

    I just find it to be overkill and highly commercialized. It's like no, I really don't need to hear your rendition of Frosty, especially when it's been done by every major recording artist...

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  • modernism

    Primarily, I don't like Christmas songs. But I love Carol of the Bells. Such a pretty song.

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  • Holzman_67

    John Lennon's (Happy Xmas) War is Over, even though its been killed to death over the years for me it's still the best I've heard.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
    Commit and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
    But do you recall
    The most fucked up reindeer of all…

    Rudolph the fucked up reindeer
    Had a really fucked up nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say “That’s fucked up!”
    All of the other reindeer
    Used laugh and call him names
    They never let that pansy Rudolph
    Join in any reindeer games
    (Like a really fucked up game of Monopoly)

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve
    Santa came to say
    “Rudolph with your fucked up nose
    Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”

    Then all they fake-ass reindeer loved him
    And they shouted out with glee
    “Rudolph fucked up reindeer,
    You’re nose is really, really FUCKED UP!!”

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  • disthing

    Santa Baby, by Eartha Kitt
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFMyF9fDKzE

    Because the lyrics make me laugh and Eartha's voice makes my dick hard (to put it crudely). I'm drunk.

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    • disthing

      Also Let It Snow by Dean Martin, because it makes me think of Die Hard and I love playing it on guitar whilst singing:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE

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      • disthing

        Oh and Walking In The Air, because The Snowman is a Christmas tradition here in Britain:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuzLlOSJTKg

        Ugh, those strings man. Dat prepubescent soprano voice.

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  • KeepsakeDoll

    Carol of the Bells.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I have a few actually:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYGEzmk3UKo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=napdMEPx6rA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEYVuMqZdTM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhQogvosvJw

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fiwPDd0Jyo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ0Czo8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XII6f1R1yLk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Scg_VG982o

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afdQfAdM4ZY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTYChbmEnSI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aewekxebIMQ

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  • charli.m

    http://youtu.be/Pp0sv7AiOeE

    http://youtu.be/4ozdVnMsxQU

    Couldn't find the other two. I'll keep looking.

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  • TrustMeImLying

    Does "Christmas time is here" by Vince Guaraldi Trio count? The instrumental version. Epitomizes the season for me.

    Otherwise "It's beginning to look a lot like christmas" by Michael Buble. Though mainly cause I can rarely resist singing along to it.

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

    Nothing makes when want to plow through crowd of strangers like "Christmas" music.

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    • dirtybirdy

      Agreed.

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  • Dulse.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Ng1HbOAKs

    Happy Christmas everyone!

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    • kingofcarrotflowers

      I got up to 0.55

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      • Dulse.

        Great song, eh? I'm most impressed by the dancing cartoon sombrero men. Instant classic.

        Also, everyone! Make sure you buy lots and lots of Christmas items! Spend that money on jingle bells version #525! Buy that unneeded Santa hat! :)

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        • kingofcarrotflowers

          I'm almost impressed by how bad it is, something I haven't felt since icejjfish

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          • Dulse.

            I bet if they played it in stores, no one would even notice the difference.

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      • dirtybirdy

        You should have warned us!!!!! I made it to .33 only because I was so like wtf??? I couldn't move and then I snapped out of it and nearly hurled my phone as far from my ears as birdily possible.

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        • kingofcarrotflowers

          And ruin my fun of making my favorite bird listen to it? Never!

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        • charli.m

          ....now i want to know...but I'm also scared?

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  • Pika-girl

    Under the Mistletoe (Pokemon)... It talks about Pokeshipping... (\=¬=)/~

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  • dom180

    I like quite a few, but I like "Fairytale of New York" by The Pogues the most.

    Honourable mention to the covers on Bad Religion's album "Christmas Songs".

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    • anti-hero

      You're an old slut on junk.

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      • charli.m

        http://youtu.be/RnVBnP9uXGU

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