Do you have a bitchy resting-face?

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Basically a bitchy resting face is when your default face looks mean or mad. When your face is expressionless it looks like you could bite the head off of someone

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago

    I probably do. Most people tell me they thought I was stuck up before they got to know me, but that might be because I'm very introverted as well.

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  • MissesAnonymous23
    9 years ago

    People always ask "What's wrong?" when my default face is on. They tell me I look sad. Thanks.

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    • iEatZombies_
      9 years ago

      Me, too. Although they usually say "Cheer up! Life's not that bad!" or something along those lines. To which I always want to reply "Well I was pretty chipper till you opened your mouth".... =*

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      • MissesAnonymous23
        9 years ago

        Word.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      *hands u a tissue*

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      • MissesAnonymous23
        9 years ago

        Thanks Shug, apparently I needed that and didn't know it.

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        • shuggy-chan
          9 years ago

          Well u got boogies

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  • zoffix
    9 years ago

    I have the male version of it—asshole resting face.

    It's especially pronounced when I'm very sleepy. I can even notice when people's expressions change dramatically right when they notice me and my face. And many people try to avoid me during those sleepy days, because they think I'm pissed off as hell, even though I'm perfectly normal :)

    Aww... Tough life :)

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    • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
      9 years ago

      You and me both. My asshole resting face is so powerful. When I jog approaching joggers cross the street.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    I don't think so, in fact I have been told I smile "like an idiot"...

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    My sister used to do a lot of hostess type convention modeling. She told me that once this German company hired her, because they thought she looked strict and dominant.

    I, on the other hand, most likely resemble an overfed Shetland sheepdog. Cops are always super nice to me, maybe I have an innocent face I dunno. I've been told I have puppy dog eyes.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      pic?

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Naw, my sister would murder me in my sleep if I posted her pic.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          Ha ha I was talking about you but nice side step ;-)

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          • RoseIsabella
            9 years ago

            Thanks, I'm glad you lime my style.

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  • kelili
    9 years ago

    I'm sure it's no. And you, OP?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Yes :(

      People always think im being judgmental or in a bad mood even if in the inside im feeling like cotton candy. I have to force myself to smile to avoid giving that impression. It aint the worst because some ladies like the intense looks but still it makes me pretty unapproachable.

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      • kelili
        9 years ago

        Mmmmmm, you can work this by choosing a hairstyle that softens you feature.

        Edit: Is this english?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          I think thats an ingenious idea. any ideas?

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          • kelili
            9 years ago

            Not really, I'm no expert but I have noticed that short hair tend to give an austere look. You should avoid. Maybe a fringe.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              9 years ago

              Cheers :)

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  • Ocean239
    9 years ago

    The thing is I hate a lot of people, so if I have my resting face on, and they walk by, they're just like "what the fuck did I do this time?!" then I just yell "you didn't anything, fuckass! I'm just sitting here!"

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    My resting face is a complete pain in the ass! Apparently, I have some sort of glassy eyed, innocent look that makes religious fanatics flock to me. I look all fucking evangelizable...I think I made that word up

    My friends are are always asking why the god squad commeth more when I spend time with them anywhere near the university.

    Now, my thinkin' face. That looks bitchy as fuck.

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  • miskris
    9 years ago

    It's less bitchy and more "I'm not having any fun" or bored/worried. When in reality, usually isn't the case.

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  • bananaface
    9 years ago

    I hope not! I don't think so, you'd be better asking anyone who sees it, I suppose most people wouldn't know what their resting face even looks like! I'd have thought I look gormless or serious. :P

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    • deepthought33
      9 years ago

      Hmm well how could you with such a banana face?

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  • LizardSkin
    9 years ago

    Looks a bit like I'm frowning, people tell me I look angry or ask why am I angry so yeah.. i'm a bitch

    Actually didn't know this was a common problem so I'm glad to see the question on here and poll results.

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago

    I've been called stoic.

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  • smallboobies:(
    9 years ago

    People tell me I look sad when I'm really not, or that I look mad. I always am getting asked if there Is something wrong...then i Do start getting mad lol

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I've had some gf's who have told me that before they knew me they thought I was a scary looking dude. I just thought that was because of the big ears, huge honker, pointy teeth and my eyes are 2 different colors. I guess it doesn't help that one leg is 5" shorter than the other and the fingers of my left hand have been broken so many times it looks like I'm carrying a gun around in that hand all the time. Maybe not.

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    • WeirdMe
      9 years ago

      are you kidding? if you are so ugly, how did you get a girlfriend? iam pretty good looking but i cant find a girlfriend since ever and iam already 22

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        Maybe it's my personality (lol) or my sexual proficiency, Or maybe they just take pity on me? I don't know.

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