Do you brush your teeth everyday, and if so, how many times a day?

Based on the results, I'd say some people are in need of a dentist.

Generally twice a day, morning and night.
Sometimes I pull all-nighters and that gets all screwed.

Don't forget to floss.

5 times a day

3 times a day!

after every meal.

I brush my teeth every morning in the shower. I need to start brushing at night and floss but I am too lazy.

I brush my teeth twice a day, once in the morning and once at night.

Once a day with occasional lapses, so probably 6 times a week on average. I've never flossed in my entire life though. But my teeth are perfectly fine, so either I'm just lucky or flossing isn't really that important.

I have a habit of brushing and flossing my teeth after anything I eat or drink other than water. So I usually brush and floss 3 or 4 times a day.

I brush them every day when I wake up, and right after I've had dinner. If I then decide to eat something again, I brush them right after I've finished eating.

I brush them in the morning and every other day at night b/c I'm lazy. I'm trying to brush them at least twice a day every day though!