Do you believe you'd make a good wife?

Just wondering if you consider yourself marriage material.

Yes 19
No 10
I don't believe in marriage 6
Marshmallow toenails 8
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Comments ( 29 )
  • zsdworknman

    I doubt it my penis hates aprons

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  • Dulse.

    After considering the options carefully, I have came to a conclusion.

    GOTTA be marshmallow toenails.

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    • Dulse.

      Can't wait till they start selling them at a theatre near me.

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  • shuggy-chan

    i can cook......................and thats about it

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Why are you talking to people? Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

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  • KeddersPrincess

    No. I do not.

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  • kelili

    I don't think that I can make a very good wife. Correct may be the word and I doubt that it is enough.

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  • Pika-girl

    ...Naaaah.

    I get hella lazy and I'm pretty stubborn at times.
    The only things I "do" are the laundry and the dishes (well, if you want me to waste some water :P).
    I can cook! ...Sandwiches, instant noodles, rice, and salad, I guess? HA! ...Never ask me to make cookies, they'll taste like soap and baking powder.

    The only thing I am good at is... *drumroll* HUGS! \(›¬‹\) Ta~da!
    -I can only show my love by hugs.-

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  • wistfulmaiden

    Brandy, youre a fine girl!
    Sorry that was just on the radio.
    I think I made a great girlfriend but a crappy wife. Im lazy and spent way too much money. I cooked but didn't clean very well. I give me a 4 :/

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  • thegypsysailor

    Does it count that I was my children's mother and father?

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    • derpyderp

      Ask your husband

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  • charli.m

    God no.

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    • Unimportant

      I agree, God would not make a good wife.

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      • charli.m

        Hehehe :)

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  • slings_and_arrows

    What's with all this about cooking and cleaning? You can be a good wife to a man without cooking OR cleaning...dumbasses. "Wife" isn't a derogatory term you know...It means you love someone and want to spend your life with them. No shame in that. There's a lot of moronic pseudo modern feminism going on in here.

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  • I think so. :D

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    • CountessDouche

      You'd make a terrible wife. You whine too much.

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      • That's why I thought I'd make a good wife...A good wife and a pleasant wife are two seperate things. ;)

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      • derpyderp

        Why is your name not here with a "yes" next to it yet?

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  • Jweezee

    Fuck no. I hate to cook and clean. Ha

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

    I have a penis.

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  • Anonymous200

    Not right now. Maybe I'll be a better choice for someone in a couple of years, though.
    Yes, I can cook and cleaning isn't a big deal for me. And I do want kids. But I'm in a bad period of my life right now and I'm not emotionally stable enough for a healthy marriage.

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  • megadriver

    I have a gentleman's sausage, so no XD

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  • Even though I'm not female, I'm not marriage material.

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  • iEatZombies_

    The boyfriend thinks so. So... yeah, why not?

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  • Freedom_

    I can be good at whatever I want, but I don't want to be a wife so it probably wouldn't be good.

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  • howaminotmyself

    Yes.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I have a broken picker.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      maam put the banjo down!!!

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