Do you believe this old saying?

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I had to translate as it's from my grandmother's native country. Forgive my translation (which isn't so good) but it basically goes along the lines of:

If you show the twig to the donkey, it will know of it. If you show the twig to the horse, it will clop on your head. If you show the twig to the cow, it shall not care. If you show the twig to your partner, it shall say "What the hell are you doing with that twig again? Are you freaking insane?"

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TerryVie

11 years ago

Help me, OPi Wan KenOPi. You're my only hope.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Weee! What was that? I pressed for the light switch and a beautiful ghostly woman appeared. I need to press that again. *presses* *presses again* Umm, okay, sorry. That's you, isn't it? :O
  
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bananaface

11 years ago

Hahahaha!

I vote the prisoner option.:O

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Heeeeelp me, bananabobs! I can't find the way out of here. I just keep banging into the replies and two huge thumbs (one pointing up, one pointing down).
  
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  - bananaface
    
    11 years ago
    
    How can I help?! I'm a prisoner too, you know:P. Hmm, ok, lets think...
    
    I got nothing D:! Looks like we're trapped:'(!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      We're all just prisoners here, of our own device. Ooh, maybe I should try a different device. That may help. *drops Android and picks up phone* :D
      
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      - bananaface
        
        11 years ago
        
        I have no idea what you just said! What's happening D:?!
        
        Edit: I just got it. Hahaha:D! Oh dear God, I think this weather is making my brain stop working! It's already bad enough, I didn't even know it could get any worse:O!
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        11 years ago
        
        You not getting a music reference from the 1970's? Things must be bad indeed. Here, have one of my fans!
        
        P.S. Nope, not an electric fan. An IIN fan. Which would you like? >:D
        
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Faceless

11 years ago

Theres an old saying about flashing your junk at random farm animals? Interesting.

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charli.m

11 years ago

I like you.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Weee, I like you too, even though I'm jealous because you have winter at the moment and the humidity here is making my mind melt and write stories like this.
  
  It's 101% humidity. It's like being inside an aquarium and holding a glass of water too.
  
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  - charli.m
    
    11 years ago
    
    Aww :)
    
    Eh winter's not great. And my heating has just died :-S Though I admit, anything is better than humidity :(
    
    Yes, you appear to have been quite, quite busy with stories. I'm not going to be able to sleep now cos I'll be giggling. Bugger you :P
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      I went on a splurge. I feel really sorry for the one person who posted a real story in the middle of my eight or nine (ahem, also real) stories. Everyone is going to read theirs and think it's a joke. :(
      
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imagirldealwithit123

11 years ago

say wat now?

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  11 years ago
  
  I had to translate as it's from my grandmother's native country. Forgive my translation (which isn't so good) but it basically goes along the lines of:
  
  If you show the twig to the donkey, it will know of it. If you show the twig to the horse, it will clop on your head. If you show the twig to the cow, it shall not care. If you show the twig to your partner, it shall say "What the hell are you doing with that twig again? Are you freaking insane?"
  
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saddenedunicorn

11 years ago

Be the twig.

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anti-hero

11 years ago

Do you mind if I jack it to this old saying?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  What the hell are you doing with that twig again?
  
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  - anti-hero
    
    11 years ago
    
    I was gonna shove it up my pee hole.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      I crossed my legs and it wasn't even my own peehole. Eek!
      
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      - anti-hero
        
        11 years ago
        
        Life is rough sometimes.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        11 years ago
        
        And then you die. :/
        
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