Do you believe space aliens have visited the earth

Here's the sitch:

they are real, and as such, I have begun putting together a team of fictional characters I think are best fitted to deal with the alien menace.

1. Clarence Boddiger. If the guy can almost tale out RoboCop, then he can certainly splatter a few space Jews. Furthermore, he uttered the best one liner in cinema history: "Bitches, leave." Nuff said.

2. Sarah Connor. I mean the nutjob Sarah Connor. You toss her into a gaggle of aliens, you can forget about tentacle rape and move on the complete PMS alien domination. Minus Edward furlong, of course...

3. Rocky Balboa. If you were an alien, and all the sudden a roided out Italian male walks toward you with Eye of the Tiger blaring in the background, what could you do? That's right. Nothing. You'd beat his ass for about 10 minutes and then he'd knock all of you straight the fuck out.

4. Gary Busey. Fictional? No. Completely batshit fucking crazy? Yes. Youre in a no win situation, and you gotta decide who's gonna take one for the team, there's Gary. Everyone needs a meatshield at one point or another.

4. Captain James Motherfuckin Tiberius Kirk. You wanna slaughter them all? Yeah, we could do that. Better yet, we could just have Jimbo here go fuck their queen. War over. And the man is a killing machine to boot.

5. The Closer? Only one man can anchor this team of hardened psychotic space faring pussy hounds. Only one man is so deranged, so utterly uncaring about life in any form, that he would sign up to lead this motley bunch in a suicide mission to defeat the alien scum. That man is:

Randy "The Macho Man" Savage.

That's right. The Macho Man himself. He will elbow drop the alien mothership into the fuckin ocean. He will suplex your leaders into the sun. You ever been put into the sharpshooter before, xeno scum? Well get ready, because your entire race is gonna get three-counted into DOOM.

ok .. how about toy story ?? you think toys can talk??
u r silly discoduck..
that was only a movie..

Kitty I hope they don't consider you as an example of humanity.

If anyone doubts, watch the movie "They Live" you can Google it and watch it in Google Vid's

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Okay, I confess...

I, the creator of this poll am an Alien from Outer Space.

I wanted to see if you humans bought in to this sort of thing.

Don't worry I won't eat your brains or anything, this is only a visit.

Sorry to admit but believe in aliens little green men more than I believe the story of Christ.I believe it was them that put us here

Any civilization advanced enough to make it to Earth would know better to visit here :)

here is the actual LOGIC! theres a few billion planets in our gallaxy that can sustain life and a few billion/endless gallaxys in the universe. earth had a 1/1000000000 chance of being a home plantet for organisms. this means that there is at least a few million or even a few billion planets like ours (life sustaining) in our gallaxy and an allmost infinate number of planets like ours in the universe.these planets have a chance of having an intelegent life form like humans on them and these life forms have a very high chance of being a few million years older/ more advanced than us. this means that they could have perfected space travel and could have visited earth.

if earth perfected space travel the first thing we would do would be to investigate other inhabited/ uninhabited planets.

in simple terms theres a 70% chance we have been visited and a 100% chance of aliens!

however i highly doubt that these intelegent beings traveled lightyears to draw circles in a field:)

allso i have seen a ufo!

i just went all sciency on ur asses huh!

Yeah, I think there have been aliens on Earth. I think they helped build the pyramids. I think there could be aliens here right now, possibly disguised as humans.

Some people theorize that we actually decended and maybe evolved from a species that was alien to Earth. It is possible that we aren't alone.

Just because UFOs and crop circles exist doesn't mean "space aliens" are involved.

Some of you need to watch "Through the wormhole". It cleared everthing up for me in regards to aliens, time travel, and so much more.

I think aliens exist I dunno if they have visited the earth but probably when you think about it look how big the galaxy is and you honestly think were the only planet with living things in it ??

I believe they exsist but why do people automatically think they are advanced life forms? I mean maybe they are only like cave men or something like that.

I believe there are aliens, and intelligent life, but I doubt that there is any close enough to us to travel to our planet. And if there are aliens somewhere very far away that are intelligent and advanced enough to travel all the way here, why would they be interested in us?

well i believe think for a second we the only ons in an entire univers? cant be i believe ~understander

Haven't you guys seen Doctor WhO!

I know very well there are aliens... I've seen "My Favorite Martian."

the person who created this poll is really retarded

Aliens probably fly past the earth every day. They're just goin' so fast that we can't detect them. Also, they don't care about us because we're too insignificant. It's like driving past an anthill on the highway; you might recoginize it, but you won't stop and talk to it :P

Mr. Duck

You seem to be the only one who has an opened mind. When the rest of my species comes here to conquer this planet I will make sure they spare you from being eaten.

Instead you will be my pet.:)

How about Mork and Mindy??

Why would they need or even want to announce their presence? Just through a bit of observation they would know that humans are not ready for contact.

Why would aliens intelligent enough to tackle interstellar travel come to Earth just to make funny patterns in grain, mutilate cattle, abduct nebbishes and stick probes up their asses - and offer NO real evidence of their being here? Until a UFO lands on the White House Lawn and declares "We Come In Peace" (or war for that matter) I ain't buying it.

No, aliens haven't visited the Earth. Our satellites would probably already be destroyed if they did.

Crop Circles were proven to be a hoax num num.

It's pathetic that some people believe in talking snakes and men walking on water and think it's possible for us to be the only living creatures in the universe :)

i believe.i think two came in my bedroom last month. i was scared shit-less. i pissed my underwear. i thought my daughter was going to be abducted. i saw them disappear into thin air after a huge flash went off in the middle of my bedroom.
this was in pitch dark room.

Read Indian Sanskrits about Vimanas - flying machines ->descriptions are like plains and space ships.

I think that a long time ago Beings from another world came here to Earth and "Created" humans via genetic experiments with Apes. Then further advanced the genetic mutations via viruses that slowly changed our DNA into what we are today. I believe that the ancient Mayans and Egyptians knew and communicated with these Beings as well as other races of people. I think that we are noting more than an experiment in genetics and will eventually be disposed of in a Big Feast. I think another race of Beings are now fattening human beings up like Cattle and will soon come to Earth and feast on us like they are at a Giant All-U-Can-Eat Restaurant. Like Steven Hawking said, there is no reason to think that Aliens will be kind or nice towards human beings, or any more nice than we are towards Sheep, Cattle or any other animal. After all we have nothing to contribute to them...

I don't think they abduct people or anything like that, but I think they they may have visited earth.

I voted no on here a couple days ago but after watching Ancient Aliens I'm very tempted to rethink my opinions.

Probably not. Even if you want to believe that something exists, there's no actual proof. UFO citings, crop circles, abductions could all be explained in different ways. Mostly made out of lies and craziness.

It's fun to believe in it though.

Yes, I definitely believe that this is true. I believe there is mucho evidence to support this.

I have even believed that I myself could be a space alien and used to write stories about this. I believe the idea first occurred to me after being put in a mental insitution at age 13, after my dad caught me in the act with my mom. Before that, I had dreams that I was some sort of mutant, like the X-men. I knew I was "different" for most of my life. Brad and Francie Steiger wrote a very interesto book called "THE STAR PEOPLE". Ruth Montgomery wrote one called "ALIENS AMONGST US."

i just read the plot of that movie.. looks like it sucks. bad choice of a movie to use to try to convince people that aliens exist. thats like saying "hell yea scarecrows can talk! just go watch the wizard of oz! then you'll believe me..."