Do you always fart when you pee?

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Please give details. Very, very many details.

This isn't meant to include purposeful use of the restroom to fart as a courtesy. Let's stick to uncontrollable, unintentional farts, please.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    "Please give details. Very very many details."

    For some reason I pictured some masked person wearing nothing but a tutu and roller skates sitting behind a laptop fapping in anticipation to the users answers.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      Why the tutu and roller skates?

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        9 years ago

        I have no idea. It just popped into my head randomly.

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        • [Old Memory]
          9 years ago

          I see, I like that dog in your profile picture.

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            9 years ago

            Thank you. She was an Alaskan Husky (not an official breed).
            :)

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            • [Old Memory]
              9 years ago

              Alaskan Husky is an official breed, I don't wana presume anything by "was" either. Great picture, I like her eyes.

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  • naughty_rosie
    9 years ago

    I'm 22 years old girl and always fart when I pee. Every morning I pee strong and try to fart as loudly as I can. So the sound is loud enough to wake up my family members lol.

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    • romergy93
      9 years ago

      Haha, I always thought people farting on the toilet was funny but it also kind of turns me on, that's pretty loud to wake up your family members haha in laughing writing this

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  • Funny_Guy15
    9 years ago

    Once in a while, yes. Anytime you 'free the pee' you tend to send relaxation signals to certain muscles down below, so it is totally normal for a flatus or two to slip out at that time. I, however, have trained my sphincter to allow flatulence any time of day, so it not highly correlated with urination.

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    • ParadiseLost1323
      9 years ago

      How does one train their sphincter? Lol.

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  • seakelp
    9 years ago

    Not really.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    the combination of the two sounds like an all tuba band at niagra falls

    detailed enough?

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  • gummy_jr
    9 years ago

    Loudly

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