Do they make plus-size toilets?

I made a mess on my toilet seat again and just realized how tiny toilets are for larger people. Why don't they just have something bigger to accommodate everyone?

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  • dirtybirdy

    ,,,,,because you shouldn't be that big.... that's why. Dig a hole outside i guess.... a really big hole

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    • INSANE710

      OMG lol

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      • dirtybirdy

        Sad but true....:)

        Nice color, by the way.....

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  • CozmoWank

    Try lifting the lid next time.

    Or use plus size paper.

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    • dirtybirdy

      Hahahahah,,,plus size paper,,, you always a funny one ;)

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      • CozmoWank

        Would you prefer Supersize??

        ...for those times when regular just won't do.

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    • INSANE710

      Hahahahah

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  • Someth1ngRecogn1zable

    Does your butt consume the toilet or how do you make a mess while sitting?

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    You must be 1,000+ pounds to not be able to fit your anus in a hole that big. I have a feeling you just don't know how to use the toilet in the first place.

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    • I'm 6'7" 335lbs, yeah I'm heavy but not as much as you think. Would you be able to poop in a 2" diameter pipe? It's not just about aim.

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      • dirtybirdy

        Start a revolution

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  • RoseIsabella

    Go to the hardware store or a bathroom design showroom and those peeps.

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