Do people know i'm thinking about sex?

I swear, whenever I'm thinking of sex I feel like everyone around me knows the dirtiest frigments of my imagination. Is it just me, or is there anyone else who feels the same way?

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Based on 49 votes (37 yes)
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Comments ( 25 )
  • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja

    I'm always paranoid that there's a pshychic in the room or something. I know there's not, but what I keep coming back to when I tell myself that is, "but if there is, I'm screwed."

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  • Yes, I can tell. And you should all be ashamed. Ashamed, I say!

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  • dappled

    It's surprisingly common for people to think others can read their mind. People can't but if you're anything like me, it's difficult to keep certain things off your face.

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    • VioletTrees

      "…if you're anything like me, it's difficult to keep certain things off your face." I could be making so many terrible jokes right now.

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      • shade_ilmaendu

        Please, go on. X3

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        • dappled

          Look, you purple girls. This isn't funny. I can't cope with even one of you. Two together is torture. I'm staying off IIN now until I get home and it's

          ALL

          YOUR

          FAULT!

          :P

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      • dappled

        And if you could see my scowly face right now, you probably... would still make those jokes.

        I don't know how many guys you've lined up this time but tell them to avoid the eyes. I swear you told that last lot that it was target practice. I may be a Taurean but that doesn't make them bull's eyes.

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        • VioletTrees

          Dammit, dappled, we can't afford to provide equipment every time. If you want safety goggles, you're going to have to buy them yourself.

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          • dappled

            But, but, I brought mine last time and that man insisted his ejaculate upon me with such vigour he knocked them clean off of my face. And my eyebrow has only just grown back too.

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            • VioletTrees

              That's what double stick tape is for.

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      • elenaki

        LOL

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  • dirtybirdy

    I'm in trouble

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    • elenaki

      why?

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      • dirtybirdy

        Because that's almost all I think about. My mind is filthy.

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  • Steve2.0

    People can't read your mind, you stupid prole.

    Geez, it's only a matter of time before you worry if sex knows if you're thinking about people and you post about that...

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  • theytookthisone

    As long as it doesn't show in your pants, shouldnt be detectable

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    They know. I can always sense when someone around me is aroused or thinking dirty... Or maybe i'm just projecting. Who knows?

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    I've felt paranoid that people know what I'm thinking before. But I dunno, I think I do that because I'm rather good at reading people, so I think they must be as well. But the more I observe the more it seems a lot of people don't know how to read body language, and I already know most people can't read microexpressions.

    I kind of can, but I have a friend down in NC who's ridiculous at it. Damn I miss my ghey foxxy boys, haven't seen those two in years.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Everyone thinks about sex all the time

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  • Steve92

    I used to think that too, but honestly they dont, that is unless you have lesser control over your eyes. The eyes give all of it away!

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  • NotFloydzie

    Until you can see someone else's thoughts, they can't see yours.

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    • lashambe

      Right. I don't know why people think that Telepathy is really like! They are adult hildren.

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      • NotFloydzie

        Children*

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        • lashambe

          I apologize. English isn't my language, I am using Google.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Well if they didn't they do now.

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