Do men and women fart the same amount?

Women don't fart. A flock of unicorns fly from Magic Land with glass jars and they gently extract built up gasses from a woman's bum where enchanted elves keep the backdoor shut and guarded at all times. Upon extracting the gasses, the unicorns kiss the buttocks of the woman in order to pay their respects. They then go back to their workshop in Magic Land where they paint all the captured gasses pink - thus creating candyfloss.
Then the unicorns use the money they made from selling said candyfloss to get drunk and rent hookers

I like a lady who can queef on command.

Women fart as much as guys do. Some do even more! But (to my disappointment) usually they hide it...

Men are bigger and consume around 33% more calories. If women and men relieved themselves with equal frequency, men would still expel way more volume.

It's not the idea of giving a blow job that women find revolting, its the nutty flavor. Men are gasbags!

There has actually been studies from scientists done on this and they said women generally produce 3 times more gas than men so fart 3 times more often. The studies also said women's farts usually reek way worse than men's farts because of the fact generally a woman's digestive system produces way more hydrogen sulphide gases in their farts than men do. The higher the level of hydrogen sulphide gases the worse a fart smells. I believe all this as well as it matches what I have personally seen in real life between men and women.

I don't mean this to be offensive, I am just stating what I read. I am not judging, I don't care, it is what it is.