Do ladies poop faster than guys

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so guys can pee in like 30 seconds whereas it takes girls a few minutes, but it seems like girls have the upperhand on pooping, when it takes girls about 5 minutes and it seems to take guys like a half hour to take a dump. what you think?

Im a guy and I generally poop fast (5-10 minutes or less) 10
Im a guy and I generally take a long time (15-30 minutes or more) 18
Im a girl and i generally poop fast (5-10 minutes or less) 16
Im a girl and I generally take a long time (15-30 minutes or more) 7
WTF 14
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  • seekelp
    9 years ago

    I can't speak for everyone, but for me there's usually more ceremony behind the deuce. I bring in a magazine or book with me, so it does end up being a while longer, but not for defacatory reasons.

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  • Dulse.
    9 years ago

    It all depends on the size of the tortoise. The hard outer shell is key.

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  • Penny_Trated
    9 years ago

    I'm a girl, and I have to basis to form a conclusion. I have never observed a viable cross-section of the male population taking a poop...or any dudes for that matter.

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  • exotiqa
    9 years ago

    Well I'm sorry I couldn't answer, but I seem not to track the time it takes me to SHIT.

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  • pixie44
    9 years ago

    Only if you've done anal. It all just falls out. xoxo

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