Do guys actually measure their dicks?

Like, legit, measure with a ruler or something?

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handsignals

9 years ago

Yes why wouldn't we, as if girls aren't obsessed with there Boob size and how fat they are.

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shuggy-chan

9 years ago

We normally do a side by side comparison

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- disthing
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  Yep - usually when we're all stood in a line at the urinals in public toilets.
  
  Every man has a special pocket penis ruler, handed down to him by his father. When all the girls go off to the bathroom together to do their make-up, snort coke and gossip, men go to the bathroom to measure their penises.
  
  For he who has the biggest, there's an unspoken rule that he gets to slap the guy with the smallest in the face with his massive trouser snake.
  
  It's fine as long as you say No Homo.
  
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  - shuggy-chan
    
    9 years ago
    
    No Homo *smack*
    
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- ines123
  
  9 years ago
  
  Results?
  
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  - shuggy-chan
    
    9 years ago
    
    Sorry that's classified information ;)
    
    Maybe if we discussed this matter more privately
    
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    - ines123
      
      9 years ago
      
      *shoos you away*
      
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      - shuggy-chan
        
        9 years ago
        
        XD Bwahaha well you're the weirdo asking me
        
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        ines123
        
        9 years ago
        
        And i'm already regretting it XD
        
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  What does that mean
  
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  - shuggy-chan
    
    9 years ago
    
    Use your imagination
    
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MenschMaschine

9 years ago

I use to up until the age of 5 when I realised my measuring tape wasn't long enough.

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- Morgan_Freeman
  
  9 years ago
  
  lol good one.
  
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  - Morgan_Fucking_Freeman
    
    9 years ago
    
    Lol, yeah good one.
    
    Narrated by Morgan Fucking Freeman
    
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VirgilManly

9 years ago

Mine came with it's own incremental markings in both inches and centimeters.

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Anonnet

9 years ago

Yes. Anyone who tells you they don't but can also tell you the length is a liar. Or they're overestimating. There are no other choices.

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davesumba

9 years ago

Only so we can ask IIN if a ___ inch dick is normal.

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Aliceee93

9 years ago

Some guys are insecure :))
Some rulers aren't long enough..

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JustARandomNerd

9 years ago

I used to when I was 14-16

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Holzman_67

9 years ago

I lie down in the grass naked with the Eiffel tower in the distance, dick pointing straight up and take a photo. Then I work out the distance I am from the tower, the height of the tower etc and compare it to my dick and work it out that way. It's a bit more complicated but works for me.

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reminiscent

9 years ago

I had 2 boyfriends who did

Not every guy

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Morgan_Fucking_Freeman

9 years ago

I tried to, but mines was way too long.

Narrated by God/Morgan Fucking Freeman

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Toball

9 years ago

Saddly this is a thing some guys do.

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- Anonnet
  
  9 years ago
  
  What's sad about it?
  
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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

Apparently, so. It's pretty sad when you think about it.

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- Holzman_67
  
  9 years ago
  
  Yeah I started openly weeping
  
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Horsemanuk

10 months ago

at various points in time ive had people ask if they can measure it. when younger i measured myself a couple of times. always with a tape, rulers wernt long enough.

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FootBottom

5 years ago

Yes, most of us have measured our dicks!

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naturefortheworld

9 years ago

its f***ed up people that do it.

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- charli.m
  
  9 years ago
  
  You still used that word. You made Jesus and Mary cry and you are going to hell.
  
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  - Asstastics
    
    9 years ago
    
    Jesus and Mary can suck my dick. Which according to the tape-measure sewn into my underwear is 6.5 inches.
    
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derpyderp

9 years ago

Of course they do!
Nearly every guy on this site can tell you the size of his dick.
Most of them are lying cunts, but still...

What I find weird is when they know the EXACT size.
Like in cm or to a quarter of an inch.
Is there some official way to measure ones penis that I was never taught?
I can get like an inch variance depending on exactly where I measure from, just how excited I am, how hard I push the ruler...
So I just undersell myself when asked.

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KeddersPrincess

9 years ago

I measure my dick. Wait a minute.

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- disthing
  
  9 years ago
  
  *clit
  
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wistfulmaiden

9 years ago

Ive seen some guys do it and its fricken hilarious.

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