Divorce & chewing tobacco
My brother told his wife that he wanted a divorce. The next day he got word that she was on her way to their bank. He figured she was gonna take the money from their joint savings account. He hauled ass to the bank and pulled up beside her as she was about to leave. He busted out her drivers side window with a cue ball and spit a huge wad of chewing tobacco in her eyes. He spent the night in jail. The cop that arrested him said he was screaming "You see? You see? I spit in your eye, you fat bitch". Add to that, we found out she wouldnt have been able to take their money anyways. As a family, were pretty embarrased by this. He thinks his actions were "justified & righteous" as he put it.