Dipping ma balls in da curry

So I go through about 500 grams of curry a day just cause I love it, I mix it into every ounce of water I drink. I spread it on my bread, sprinkle it on my salad. And with what is left at the end of the day of the container I pleasure myself. I coat my balls right good to enhance my sex life. I all ways tell people I have golden balls and they never believe me till they see it. Is a great a hook. I was thinking of stepping up my game, dying my hair blonde and mixing the stuff into my soap so I can become the golden man. Perhaps it will stain enough into my skin it will become permanent. Am I normal for wanting to be golden, or more specifically liking gold balls. Every time I look in the mirror I am just so elated and proud. I often get stuck there just staring at them.