Did you hear about the polish terrorist?
Did you hear about the Polish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
| No! What happened?? | 22 | |
| He burned his lips on the tailpipe. | 12 | |
| Ba-dum-tiss! | 4 | |
| Thank you, folks! I'll be here all week. | 2 | |
| Don't forget to tip your waiter. | 3 |