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6 or younger... something that would put you in prison as an adult? (shoplifting doesn't count).
I (4-5) busted a younger kid's (2-3) face open with a metal swing, on purpose. I mean, I really swung that thing as hard as I could, knowing it would fuck up his face. Probably left a permanent scar.
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Yeah, lol, it's one of my earlier memories. Idk exactly how old I was, but when my brothers & I were really young, we thought it was super hilarious to attach notes to balloons that said things like
"Please help me. I'm trapped in a basement" (in whatever retarded kid diction)
& then release them.
If kids did that today, I imagine there would be a huge public freakout & search...like a full on balloon boy spazz out. We would have gotten into so much trouble. I laugh at how fucking awful of a thing that was to do.
Lol. Me and my brother did something similar when we were younger. Our family was vacationing in a high rise hotel in Los Angeles and we started tossing notes out the window saying things like "Help me. I'm being held captive in room #1234. Please call the police."
Reminds me of when I was a teen and my older sis took me to a Chinese restaurant. Someone had a sense of humor apparently and my fortune cookie said "help! I'm being held captive in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!" We laughed and laughed. The owner asked if he could have it and it was framed the next time we came in.
Hahahaha. It's so bad! Could you imagine the public freak out if kids did that today? That hotel would've had SWAT busting down doors, 24 hr news choppers circling, keeping us all updated on the brave plight of "note boy, a child's desperate cry for help." More after the commercial break.
My brother and I weren't necessarily /bad/ as kids, but there were a lot of ER visits from us being kinda stupid. We had a single mother, and owned a family inn. Nowadays I think child services would've been called with all the times we've gotten into trouble. Once my mom had to call the cops while we played hide and seek with friends, because I was four, my brother was two, and I forgot to mention you had to stop hiding when somebody says they give up. They finally found him in a curtain after hours.
I was 10 and shot a boy with an airgun he was on his bike and crashed the police made my dad smash it up
All I did as a kid was steal a metal nut from a hardware store I was 7 I dont know why.
I shit on the stairs early in the morning with the intention of having one of my parents step on it when they came down to make coffee. I was about 4.
Yes I did but it's too gruesome to think about much less admit to here. I've never told anyone including my wife and had to learn to keep it out of my head just so I can sleep.
My cousin and I put the head of a CPR dummy beside the road in a ditch. We sat on his porch and watched as people drove by, slammed on their brakes, and backed up. They'd look at the head then at us and pull out. These days I think we would have been in alot of trouble. Lol
I attacked someone with a frozen water battle when I was 11.
the guy was bullying me a lot until I followed him home and hit him in the face busted him up pretty bad.
got expelled for that one but the school was a hellhole and everyone there teachers included treated me like shit.
I didn't do anything bad like your example, but I do remember doing a lot of stupid stuff as a kid.