Did i turn my girlfriend into a vampire.

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Ok so i have a new girlfriend *yay* and we have been seeing each other for about a month now :P

anyway, the other night we had a twilight marathon (i LOVE twilight) and a dream of mine is to have a vampire girlfriend!

I've been experimenting with eating my own blood ever since the twilight books first came out- i consider myself to be a vampire now- i usually just save the blood i lose naturally each month (i usually just keep the tampons in the freezer etc.) and suck on them or eat them later.

I decided that i would try and "turn" my new girlfriend. So i've been cooking my blood into his food when he comes over- i tried making blood pudding as well, but that only works if i've had a heavy flow (you need ALOT of blood)- so i usually just add a little bit of blood into the marinade or pasta sauce etc. etc. She has absolutely no idea :P

i've been doing this for about 3-4 weeks- do you think she could be a vampire by now?

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  • charli.m
    7 years ago | pl

    First, you need to decide if your girlfriend is a he or a she. Then we can start thinking about the vampirism stuff.

    Imbecile.

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  • bigfatdick4
    7 years ago

    You should use your used tampons more effectively...make yourself a nice cup of tampon tea instead!

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  • you_go_glen_coco
    7 years ago

    Did you mean to ask "Did I turn my partner into another gender"?

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    Technically that's food poisoning.

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  • lumosnoxrepeat
    7 years ago

    XD RawR i hope you and ur new vamp gf/bf are happy 2 gever lolz AN MCR Rox
    xxXbloodytearzXxx

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  • pageofpaper
    6 years ago

    Daddy

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  • HalfInsaneFemale
    7 years ago

    fucking troll hopefully if not its not fucking bloody well goddamn normal

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  • RBG250
    7 years ago

    Troll.

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  • forgotusernameagain
    7 years ago

    Utterly repulsive......

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