Demons motivate me to exercise?

I have needed to lose about 40 pounds for a few years now and nothing has motivated me until I acknowledged the demons. They tell me to lose weight because if I am more appealing I can do more of hell's work. They say I am standing in hell's way by being a lard ass.

It's the only thing that has got me up off my ass and moving.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Are you a Into Occultism or something else along those lines? These "demons" you speak of did you summon them or did they come into your life some other way?

    Have you ever been diagnose with or have neurologically related concerns?

    It's great that you are losing weight all but, there are better things to do with yourself than getting involved with demons. From what I've gathered, getting involved with demons are tricky business and often times it does not end very well for the person...

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  • awkwardkartoffel

    That is really interesting. I wouldn't call it normal, exactly, but if they motivate you in a good way, keep at it. Unless they tell you to keep exercising even if you're reached a healthy weight. Don't overexert yourself just because they tell you to. I have my own voices in my head. Some of them tell me to do things I'd rather not and I can usually ward them off. If they do tell you to do things that will harm you, though, get help right away.

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  • Outsider21

    I am a psychic and I have great experience with walking all the planes of reality. I have been in strange lands with all sorts of entities, both holy and satanic, both evil and good, both great and pathetic, all the archetypes and spiritual beings. Demons may attract you with their initial promises of letting you "be God" like they told me outside of a house as we chatted in the spirit world. However, following them is risky and can lead to possession and horrid things. Casting spells and hexes is risky and can get you possessed by these entities

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  • demons have nearly ruined my life. they possessed me and even spoke through me on occasion. I am very happy to have gotten them out, driven them out of my head through the power of my own mind. fuck demons, I cannot stand you motherfuckers who tortured me in the nights and took my body during the day

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  • noid

    Why would you want to "do more of hell's work?"

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  • Johnnytherat

    angels told your mom about liposuction too.

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  • I imagine fapping is quite painful.

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  • Whatever works. Sounds like their on your side.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Woah thats deep.

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  • Knoting1992

    I found this quite interesting to read (no sarcasm intended)
    are these demons you write about metaphorical?

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    • Knoting1992

      I only ask because you said 'they tell me to lose weight' who is they?

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  • Let's get the obvious low grade humor out of the way. Exercise the demons. Hahahahaha. So sorry C.C. Now what will you joke about? Your mom? My mom? Babs?

    This is a serious post so anything retarded or off topic will be deleted.

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