Dancers and their bathroom habits, iin?

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A few minutes ago, I was making tea in my kitchen and listening to music when a thought hit me. I wondered to myself if dancers had an easier time going to the bathroom due to the movements they made with their bodies. What if these constant and precise movements somehow "softened" their wastes and made them regular? Is this possible and is it normal to wonder about this?

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Thanks to this, I have the ballerinas of my mind squirting effluent while doing a pirouette which finishes with an Arabesque.

    Muchly thankyou. :P

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    • charli.m
      11 years ago

      Sounds like the preschool ballet class I take one of my kids to :-S

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    I have a lot of experience in this area since I spend the majority of each day on the can. Sometimes i sit on the can to just fart, laughing at the amazing amplification, knowing everyone is enjoying the music.

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    • ChaoticBunny
      10 years ago

      Ahahaha! Maybe you can record all your farts and make a remix and post it on youtube :P

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      • robbieforgotpw
        10 years ago

        Great idea!

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  • TinyDancerGirl
    11 years ago

    I am a dancer and I can honestly tell you that dancers are no different in their bathroom habits than anyone else.

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      Okay!

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