Damn flappy bird!! >:c

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So the other day I heard about a game for mobile phones and tablets. It's called "Flappy Bird" I watched a couple of videos on YouTube with the game and it looked simple, but people complained about I beig difficult. Flappy Bird is a game where you have to guide a little bird through tubes by tapping on your screen to keep it airborne. If you hit a tube (make the slightest contact) you die. I decided to give it a shot, and let me tell you... >:(

That fucking game pisses me off so damn bad! I spent an entire HOUR playing that damn game just to get the high score of... Get ready for this: ZERO!

I died once and got so mad I almost grabbed my cat-- who was happily passing through the living room, picked her up and ripped her in half! But I stopped myself.

I put the game down for a bit and came back to it and got the high score of four. How the hell I managed to do that? I'll never know because now I can't even make it past two without dying. This game is hard and honestly I'm sure it has discouraged it's players from life. I want to scream, I hate the game so much but I can't stop playing it! I know I might be sent to an insane asylum one day because if this game because either my parents or coworkers are going to see me flip!!

Is it normal I feel like this about a game?!

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  • shuggy-chan
    10 years ago | pl

    Who else was here cause they read that as " FAPPY BIRD"?

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  • tori
    10 years ago

    I was gonna download that game. But after reading the reviews I decided not to. I have other games that frustrate me to pieces. I don't need another one.
    But yeah.....ugh!

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    You people just can't get enough of the birds. I understand.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      Shut up disgusting park bird.

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago

        Quiet, maggot.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago | pl

          I think you're a graceful pheasant <3

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          • dirtybirdy
            10 years ago

            <(`^`)>
            ....""....

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            • gummy_jr
              10 years ago

              So beautiful :) my I ride on your back into the sunset Mrs. Birdy?

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  • MyHiddenDemon
    10 years ago

    NERD RAGE LOL

    It's normal as long as it doesn't get outta control :)

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    I powersharted

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    • Sweet_Brown
      10 years ago

      Sugar you should wear diapers from now on...

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  • dom180
    10 years ago

    *downloads game*

    I'll keep you updated on my progress, OP. I like a challenge.

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    • dom180
      10 years ago

      I've been playing for about ten minutes, and my high score at the moment is 12. It's all about timing - you've got to try and tap as late as you can to avoid the bird hitting into the pipe above. I've played games similar to this before, I think.

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        10 years ago

        You tried the impossible game? Shit's impossible

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        • dom180
          10 years ago

          I have. I've forgotten quite how successful I was, but I doubt it was very.

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          • dom180
            10 years ago

            UPDATE: My Flappy Bird highscore is 39 now, but I've not played any more since the day I downloaded it.

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  • Pika-girl
    10 years ago

    ...Big Bird from Sesame Street? Just kidding! That game sounds messed up!

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  • lolol555
    10 years ago

    I only played the game once, using my friend's phone, because I've never bothered with phone apps. Only played for about a minute but couldn't get a single pipe. Addicting as hell, though, I would've played more but my friend needs their phone so.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      I need friends like you. Any of my friends would have played until my battery died, or played some then start going through my pictures, messages and tumblr :(

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Log out of your tumblr before you let them use your phone. Some people step over boundaries whether they realize it or not.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    10 years ago

    Honestly I can't get past 10

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    • Aliceee93
      10 years ago

      I can't get past 0 ://

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        10 years ago

        I GOT TO 6 NOW BITCH!

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        • 123fakestreet
          10 years ago

          7. Biatch.

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        10 years ago

        It is infuriating

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        • Aliceee93
          10 years ago

          I gave up :)

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          • kingofcarrotflowers
            10 years ago

            I'm too stubborn for that, I won't be broken by a video game :/

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    I have on occasion gotten so enraged over a video game. Screaming, cursing, angry guttural noises, etc. This especially would happen during timed levels. Goodness, do I hate those. I don't recall getting cross over a video game recently, though.

    I think that mystery score could have been made by your cat. Try meditating and other emotionally techniques. Observe your feline she plays this because you might learn a lot from her. In general, for safety purposes, I think that you should play that game in solitude.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      I put my cat in her kennel when I play Flappy Bird now. Babbs will not get killed.

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    Game or no game, you should make a career of writing funny reviews like this one. I really enjoyed it, thanks.

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    • Buttslut
      10 years ago

      Im a buttslut! Wanna rub my butt?

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      • thegypsysailor
        10 years ago

        Kinda depends on whether you're a dude or a chick. Also, if you are a chick, can you get your butt to the Caribbean, because it's way to cold to be rubbin butt on the beach, up there right now?

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        • Buttslut
          10 years ago

          Im a lady. I can't get to the Caribbean. But It's nice and warm in my place. No I don't want to have my butt rubbed on the beach. I'll get sand in it. Your in the Caribbean. Lucky dog. I'll wait for you to come back. Then you can rub my butt.

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          • thegypsysailor
            10 years ago

            that might be worth coming back for. maybe.....

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            • Buttslut
              10 years ago

              It would be. I'll lube it up for you. Sailor. I want to try a Man of the sea.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      I'm pretty sure you would have liked it if I had of ripped my cat in half and showered myself with her blood and entrails.

      Freak...

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      • thegypsysailor
        10 years ago | pl

        No, not so much. What a weird comment after a sincere compliment?
        Asshole.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago

          Your jealous of my diamonds bitch!

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          • thegypsysailor
            10 years ago

            go fuck yourself

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            • Sweet_Brown
              10 years ago

              Honey if that diamond girl is trolling you I'm gonna be pissed!

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              10 years ago

              I'm sorry let's be friends

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          • Buttslut
            10 years ago

            Your jealous that im a butt slut!

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  • EscapedPsychopath
    10 years ago

    Guys suck it, my high score is 63!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      734!

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      • EscapedPsychopath
        10 years ago

        What?! That's practically impossible!

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago

          It takes patience and a lot of it.

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  • pancakesorwaffles
    10 years ago

    I just got a score of 52 :p

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  • i_will_not_eat_hats_again
    10 years ago

    It remind me of game we play in Russia as child. Man have metal hoop on metal rod and he must guide hoop over funny shapen wire which have electric. If man slip, many wolts go in man and he dead. Many high score of zero there too.

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  • Crusades
    10 years ago

    Sounds a lot like trying to satisfy a woman.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Which you'll never be able to do .

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      • Crusades
        10 years ago

        Well look at that! Seems like OP is another one my "fans"

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago

          Damn right and I want a fucking autograph

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  • Buttslut
    10 years ago

    You still live with your parents? Oh jesus, a little kid. I should wash your nasty mouth out with soap. Little animal! I'm gonna have a talk with your parents. They'll punish you I hope.

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