Cucumber, i'd sooner eat raw pigs liver, iin?

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Or drink 3 week old lumpy off milk. I'd give serious consideration to drinking 1/2 glass of bin juice and Definitely drink my own piss rather than eat cucumber. 1 slice contaminating my plate and the whole dish goes in the rubbish. Even after telling waiters they will still serve a hamburger with cucumber. One time I threw the burger at a waiter who stilled served the cucumber after sending it back 3 times. You couldn't pay me enough to make me have sex with a woman whose just consumed the evil vegetable / . fruit So, is it normal to hate cucumber so completely and do you know anyone the same aversion?

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  • LadyXul
    11 years ago

    Do you mean pickles?
    Fresh cucumber has such a light flavor..

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Nope, I'm talking about cucumber. Shitful stuff. Pickles are delicious.

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  • BayVerlyHayles
    11 years ago

    You'd eat and drink all those over that? Well let's see it happen...

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I think you may be overreacting... I avoid cucumbers because I'm allergic to them, but if I could, I wouldn't mind eating them. I'd take a cucumber any day over pig shit, Royston cow milk, piss and many more!

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  • Moneybagschest
    11 years ago

    I eat cucumbers and drink cucumber juice.

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    • Gravy
      11 years ago

      In the name of all things sacred, that's the most disgusting thing I've heard on IIN.

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      • Moneybagschest
        11 years ago

        Why is that? Well not really cucumber juice. It was cucumber flavoring. It is good and you should try. I might try cucumber juice from a cucumber. It sounds like it would taste good.

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        • Gravy
          11 years ago

          There it something about the taste and spell that malls it extremely unpalatable to me. I can tell if 1/2 slice has been used in a dish.

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          • Moneybagschest
            11 years ago

            I always loved cucumbers. I add lemon and salt and it just smells so good.

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  • sweetcheeks21
    11 years ago

    Ur fucked up

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Cucumber will do that to a man.

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  • little_freak
    11 years ago

    Agreed 100%

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    lol you've really got it in for those cucumbers :)

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  • q25t
    11 years ago

    Could we please address the real question here; why was there cucumber served on a burger in the first place?

    While it's normal to not like foods, this level of aversion is a bit off the charts in my book.

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    • Gravy
      11 years ago

      Absolutely correct Mr q25t! who puts cucumber on a burger? Pineapple on a "the works" or "the lot" burger is essentual. Beetroot is another great enhancement to the burger experience. However, using these ingredients, construction of the burger is critical to avoid slipping planes. A well constructed 'works' burger with beetroot, pineapple, bacon, egg, tomato, beef paddy, cheese and onion, white pepper and BBQ sauce should be gripped in 2 hands and devoured without falling apart on slippage planes and looking like tsunami salad. And no bloody cucumber contamination!

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  • cigs
    11 years ago

    I like freshly picked cucumbers off the vine when they are small they taste really sweet its like eating a watermelon you should try smaller ones they taste alot better.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Yes some people do hate cucumbers like that.

    I don't hate cucumbers but i don't love them either i can or will eat them if oofered but not go out of my way to eat them.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Ahh, not me, no. I love the stuff and am happy to take your share off your hands. I'll swap it for my share of carrots, tea, or Haribo.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      I'll take those carrots...i munch on them at work :p

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        You are more than welcome to them. Do you want the tea, while you're at it? :P

        I don't think I'll have any trouble shifting the Haribo. I know for a fact that VioletTrees would fight Chuck Norris for it (and win).

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          hehe, what flavour tea?

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          • dappled
            11 years ago

            Blah, anything except Jasmine. Jasmine, I like. :P

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            • [Old Memory]
              11 years ago

              dam i like jasmine...though had to stick with green tea lately as i can get it for 75p at my supermarket...and 1 bag usually lasts 2 days with me with 3/4 cups a day

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        • Gravy
          11 years ago

          what's a Haribo?

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          • dappled
            11 years ago

            Like that hard gummy fruity stuff. Something like Gummi bears but in different shapes and sometimes very sour.

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