Crumple or fold? which way do you do toilet paper?

Do you fold your toilet paper or crumple?

Crumple!	208
Fold!	245
I use a Bidet!	5
I use my hand! (wtf?)	54

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mingooox

13 years ago | pl

Crumple. Blatantly. How else do you get that textured scrape? Folded just smears. Unpleasant.

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- barcafutbol
  
  13 years ago
  
  hahaha true
  
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JustDave

13 years ago | pl

I like spreading my hams & dragging them across the carpet.

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smashyonuts

13 years ago | pl

chuck norris doesnt crumple or fold, his ass cleans itself out of fear

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- letsgetiton623
  
  12 years ago
  
  No chuck norris doesnt even shit. Other ppl shit for him out of fear
  
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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

who has time to fold? CRUMPLE!

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I-Give-You-NightMares

13 years ago

I laugh at the comments. xD

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Duckyduck

13 years ago

These comments are GOLD. xD

Crumple, though if I don't think it's nice and sturdy I'll loosen it back up and crumple it again.

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redsheep8

13 years ago

i feel like crumpling uses less paper, i crumple like, 2-3 sheets and then i don't have to worry about getting poop on my hand. crumpling something is way faster then folding it imo.

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imtherealpandabear

13 years ago

Who is the management?

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- CaptainObvious
  
  13 years ago
  
  The management manage the site.
  You welcome,
  
  ~Captain Obvious.
  
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robbieforgotpw

10 years ago

After a powerdump get as much as you can w tp then finish up w baby wipes. That way all the smeared doo doo is addressed. Or if the dump is really fudgy jump in the shower. But wipe first or the shower will stink

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KokoroComplex

12 years ago

Fold!!

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myweirdself16

13 years ago

crumple. nuff said

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zxy

13 years ago

FOLD.

-Its faster to fold a piece of toilet paper than crumple it.

-It feels allot nicer

-It uses less toilet paper

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

i crumple. my parents used o have a bidet and i used it sometimes it was terrifying and froze my butt and lady genetal i hated it

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Bacontopian

13 years ago

Fold and pinch. I second that.
also,
A friend of mine used baby wipes.
Stupid bastard smelled like a goddamn infant.
I'm not saying use sandpaper, but DUDE!..

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saraisrockin

13 years ago

Fold so then when you take a dookie you can clamp-and-pinch any stragglers away. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH vulgar.

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

CRUMPLE! plus, what's a bidet? =/

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- Augustpeach
  
  13 years ago
  
  chicken =)
  a bidet is this water spraying thing in some toilets that people position to spray water off their ass after they doodoo instead of toilet paper
  
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- Mormodes
  
  13 years ago
  
  A bidet basically washes your bottom with water after you go. They are usually found in the far East, in places like Japan and Europe.
  
  Google it and I am sure you will get the idea. I have never tried one, but I would if I could.
  
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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

I always fold it. We actually have a bidet but my mom never uses it, it's more of a status symbol.

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bronte_91

13 years ago

I have to admit, I would be kind of scared to use a bidet... it looks uncomfortable to say the least.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  13 years ago
  
  They look akward and uncomfortable, and if anyone saw you using one it would be a bit weird.
  
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limiter

12 years ago

I didn't know anybody crumped until I read this. You guys are messed up

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- cookiesaregreat
  
  12 years ago
  
  agree
  
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TheManagement
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13 years ago

You crumplers are nuts. What a waste.

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- Dricey
  
  13 years ago
  
  Cause the last thing we need is waste in a toilet.
  
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- seabird_71
  
  12 years ago
  
  I totally agree. Crumpling uses WAY more toilet paper. Fold it, uses only 2 sheets. Comes out clean and dry every time :)
  
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IceEye22

11 years ago

CRUMPLE!!
fold : ain't nobody got time for that!

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4392Moron

13 years ago

Hey I think all of you are a bunch of fucken weirdos, who cares what fucken way you use your toilet paper, as long as you use it, to wipe the fucken piss from your self and the fucken shit from your asshole. HOPE WHEN YOU ARE DONE THAT YOU WASH YOUR FUCKEN PAWS!!!!!!!!!!

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GoraIntoDesiGals

12 years ago

You should have allowed to include gender in the options. I believe girls are mostly crumblers and men mostly folders.

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

who has the time 2 crumple and fold just slide ur hand through and rubb it in someones face if they have a problem

lol jk i fold

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emilio

13 years ago

i thought only chicks fold their toilet paper O.o

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- feelingofselfworthlessness
  
  13 years ago
  
  Maybe 'cause they don't have to worry about the hair up their arse.
  
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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

"I use my hand" Ummm, barf! lol seriously that's nasty.

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Crumple or fold? which way do you do toilet paper?