Crop dust, gross

ok so earlier my mother MADE me take my brother to the mall to get shoes. (we were there 3 hours looking for shoes) he is 8 and he is SO annoying. so we're looking for shoes and I turn around and he has this like 3 inch heels on and I tell him to take them off and hes like no and walks towards me. and of course he falls ike right onto me. so then he says he needs a band aid even though he is not even bleeding. and so we're in the elevator and its just me him and some other guy so the guy is going to level 5 and when he gets off at the last second my brother gets off and like runs away and of course im going to level 1 and like 2 seconds later it smells HORRIABLE!!!!! and may I remind u im in the elevator. so then I chase him for an hour and get this, we get in the elevator, and the guy I like is there and my bro farts (again) and looks at me like I did it, and my crush looks at me all weird and walks off. and once again it smelled bad.