Could the illuminati be planning to eat us?

I know this sounds crazy, but at times I wonder if the rich could be trying to get the public fat because they are planning a global apocalypse and that after the world is destroyed they will use us as a food source because there will be little else available to eat after they nuke the planet. I fear that the government, the rich, and all corporations are plotting the end of the world. It seems that what they are doing will inevitably lead to total collapse of civilization and I bet that when shit hits the fan, they will begin to turn to cannibalism, serving up human flesh in fancy restaurants run by and for the global elite. I have heard about vast networks of tunnels underground where humans are supposedly being raised for meat and also these people are being experimented on by the CIA. I've read about this on various internet sites. I don't talk about these ideas very much because I know it sounds insane

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  • kupokupo

    No we're not.

    Edit: I meant no *they're* not. I am in no way affiliated with the company acting for the greater good of the whole world.

    Edit edit: Some people have to be eaten.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Soylent Green Is People!
    You are by no means the first to think along these lines. In 1966 Harry Harrison wrote "Make Room! Make Room!". Perhaps you would enjoy the read.

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    • Holzman_67

      SPOILER ALERT!!

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  • JohnnytheSnake

    this is why drugs are bad mmmkay.

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    • RoseIsabella

      *offers up a headless dead chicken as tribute*
      :-)
      I plucked out the feathers special, just for you Slinky Snake!

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      • JohnnytheSnake

        Thisssssssss isssssss mosssssssssst exquisssssssite. Thank you rossssssseissssssabella

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        • RoseIsabella

          YaY!

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  • bananaface

    Ha, this made me laugh.

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    • noid

      You're back!

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      • bananaface

        Heh, sort of! I pop in rarely, and when I do, I don't really feel a massive need to comment. Just had a bit of a commenting spree on a post dealing with feminism, because it's something I feel really strongly about. :P I think when my boyfriend returns to England tomorrow, I'll probably not be commenting much at all again. Although I'll still pop my head in every now and then. :)

        Hi, by the way! :D

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        • shuggy-chan

          <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 nanas!!!!!!!!!

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  • gashlover

    reptillians eat humans... but they're not getting their way because 2012 is the age of enlightenment where the good people have the upper hand for the first time in over, like 21,000 years.

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    • Outsider21

      yeah i agree. The reptilians definitely have a hand in this along with the officials. I think the greys are more influential than the reptilians. The reptilians are probably being benefited by this as well.

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      • gashlover

        You know about the 'royal bloodline' those are the ones that have most reptillian bloodline, and is why it's so important to them to preserve maximum reptile bloodline. Not greys. Just like the skull and bones 'inbreeds'; Same thing. Notice how the monarchy from the times of that royal bloodline walks on the people for their own luxury, so do the people in US government. Same people, same deal, just disguised differently. Their gravy train is ending though. This age has been forseen for literally millenia by multiple cultures. We live in this age. When you think about it, it's awesome!

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        • Outsider21

          yeah i definitely agree with that statement. the reptilians definitely have their part. i think the reptilians used to have more power but that the greys are catching up

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  • Alquen

    Umm, I don't know about you, but I hate eating fat. I'd rather have my people have plenty of lean muscle than a couple extra hundred pounds of fat. Yuck!

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  • I swear I aM! nOT ON DRUGS! muHAHAHAHAH!nO to the commenter that said I was on drugs, no I am not, honestly. I have never done drugs and this is highly insulting to confuse me with a crack addict of some kind. I actually am extremely intelligent and am considered by most of my friends to be an incredible genius beyond belief.

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    • Reaper101

      8O I hope this is sarcasm... I'm not good with sarcasm but I hope this is it otherwise you just kind of freaked out... like a lot

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  • TheJester

    No retard, that's what the Laviathons were trying to do, before Sam and Dean stopped them that is.

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  • Avant-Garde

    O_o Well they won't be getting much from me. I'm like a young growing tree.

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  • dickwashington

    whats the illuminati?

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    • disthing

      A really cool band - they're pretty underground though.

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    • Holzman_67

      It's a conspiracy theory regarding a superior reptilian alien race that came down to earth and are secretly controlling government and the mass media like puppets and even embodying leaders.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Couldn't they just clone Sebastian Bach from Skid Row, fill the world up with him, and have him feed off of us instead? I think I'd like that. ;)

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