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I have a tiny penis and have resigned myself to just looking for humiliation in a relationship(which I do enjoy) sometimes I wonder what a conventional relationship would be like. Could I ever have one?
Probably not, but you could become the leader of the free world with that resume.
Meh, I never cared for penis size. What I did care about was whether or not he could take it in the ass with a strap-on. XD
There's this newly wed couple about to spend their first night together,as they were undressing the following converstaion ensued:
"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
He then removed his pants and revealed an
awful looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?", she asked.
"Well, I also had kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and
said, "Don't tell me, you also had smallcox
What, just what does someone do that warrants a fate like having a two inch pecker?