Could i be a vampire

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i have two bottom sharp teeth i think my brothers skin taste good i go to sleep way past midnight and wake up at six even in summer and i never get tan

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Based on 112 votes (21 yes)
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Comments ( 24 )
  • RawrzMmm
    13 years ago

    You forgot the part where you sparkle.

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    • Proudfear
      13 years ago

      real vampires dont sparkle thats just the sissy twilight vampires

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    lol no your not a vamp jesus christ what are you 14

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    You are a strange strange little person

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  • .Linkin.Park.
    13 years ago

    2 sharp teeth? Interesting. I have 4. They're called canines. Maybe I'm a werewolf.

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    • liv2014
      10 years ago

      this is turning to be a twilight fan page. :O

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    its not a joke i bit my brother

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  • roothead1
    13 years ago

    I hope this is a joke.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    you COULD be a vampire. But your NOT.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    You're not a vampire.

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  • blondieblue
    13 years ago

    u sound like a stupid teenager who loves twilight. it is the stupidest thing i hav evr heard of. there are no such thing as vampires no matter how much u watch the movie

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  • soccer2
    13 years ago

    Uh not normal. Vamps don't exist. Stop reading twilight

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  • kellstar
    13 years ago

    How do u know your brothers skin tastes good?? That's not normal in itself! Youve watched too many vampire movies I think

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  • CreamPuffs
    7 years ago

    Do you burn in sunlight?

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  • Beeswaxsmith
    7 years ago

    Sir, by any chance have you been reading Twilight?

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  • chrissie
    12 years ago

    I'm a mermaid.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I too have Porphyric Hemophilia. This is truth and it's normal.

    I Will Endure.

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  • darren3
    13 years ago

    Yes, you may be a vampire. Or you may be Santa Clause, or an elf, or possibly the Tooth Fairy. Having teeth clearly is a sure sign. Such a rare occurrence by any mammal to have...teeth. Idiot.

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  • funkyfriedcutie
    13 years ago

    you're BROTHER's skin TASTES good? do you like blood? does ur skin burn in the sun. can you see yourself in a mirror? vamps arent real babe. sorry.

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  • Bubblesuds
    13 years ago

    HAHA lol you're joking, right?!?!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    true i am a hot dude

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  • iamrobot63
    13 years ago

    twihard

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  • LuffySp
    13 years ago

    1. You're not a real vampire. 2. You could be "vampire" as someone who lives the lifestyle. Its basically fancy Goth with rituals that involve drinking blood. 3. Why the fuck do you kinow what your brother's skin tastes like? Maybe you're a pedophile.

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  • okami
    13 years ago

    Crap,I wish I had seen this earlier....I wanted to make a twilight joke

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