Cool ways to die

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Well I always try to think of fun ways to commit suicide, here's a list of some of them.

Get roundhouse kicked by chuck norris.

swallow a grenade and blow myself up.

Make a really really bad joke with the punchline being my death, for example:
ME: "Whats worse the finding a worm in your apple?"
SOMEONE ELSE: "What?"
ME: "This" then pull out a gun and blow my head off.

Take as many people down with me as possible.

Take the ripper way out.

f**k a girl while having dynamite set up so straight after I hit the climax we both blow up.

Same thing but with an even hotter girl.

Same thing but with either Violent10dency or Inside-out.

Go to the ghetto dressed in a KKK outfit and yelling "WHITE POWER, WHITE POWER" till I get shot.

Go to a KKK rally with make-up on so I look like a black guy.

f**k some psycho's daughter.

Pretend to get really made at something then blow your head off.

Lunge wildly at the next president when he gets sworn in.

fart real loudly then blow myself up at the end.

Become a blood then hang out with crips.

Become a crip then hang out with bloods.

See how deadly fireworks really are.

See if i can launch myself in the air by holding onto 30 firework rockets.

Jump off a tall building and before I hit the ground blow myself up.

Erm... thats all I can think of right now, but is it normal to think of that stuff in my free time???

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  • supercrazygerman
    12 years ago

    dang dude you put some thought into this!

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  • PyreAdrian
    13 years ago

    i'd light my self on fire and jump off a building classic, oh probably with a boombox with i believe i can fly....or maybe with the boombox but covered in feathers so id be kinda funny....sorta....

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  • SolenmSerpent
    13 years ago

    The grenade one is pretty awesome, I'll have to admit.

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  • blackpanther7
    13 years ago

    How about this? Go to Detroit wearing either expesive jewlery, drive a brand new car or start flashing money around and when someone comes to mug you, resist. Allowing them to shoot you dead.

    Another one, get on the internet, say some of the worst vulgar and insultive things you could think of and when you got everyone good and pissed off, tell them your name and where you live.

    Walk up to a police man, kick him in the nuts, this will make him want to arrest you and when he tries that, pull out a water pistal and pull the trigger. Make sure he has his gun out before you do that.

    Swallow a cup of razor blades.

    Go into a bar filled with rednecks and kiss one directly on the mouth, he has to be the same sex.

    Move into a trailer in Kansas. You know why? Twister state?

    Tie some bacon to your neck and let the neighbor's pit bull out.

    If your boss has anger management issues, go into his or her office and ask for a raise.

    Go deer hunting wearing brown and a couple of thin sticks on your head. A hunter will think that you are a deer.

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  • Anon146
    14 years ago

    Create a noose made out of cheese wire (that reaally sharp wire) on top of a one-story building, then slip it around your enck carefully. TNext, glue your hands to your head on each side. Then, jump off the roof to the ground. When people find your body, it will look like you pulled your own head off! ^^

    Not a suggestion, mind you. Just an amusing example. It's perfectly normal to think about stuff like this in your spare time, because most people know they'd never really commit suicide. This lets us think about it freely without giving it any serious recognition. So, unless you're actually suicidal, there's nothing wrong with that at all.

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  • MischiefManaged
    14 years ago

    That is very funny. I lol'd at the Violent10dency part. XP

    I think that's pretty normal. It's fun to think of interesting ways to die.

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  • Xerxes
    15 years ago

    How adout tieing a wire to you're neck than superglue you're hands to you're head than jump off a tall table making it look like you pulled you're own head off

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    • pringlehopper
      15 years ago

      Sounds good, lets add that to the list

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    lmfaorofl

    so many good ways to kill yourself how can i only pick 1?

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    • Pringletot4
      15 years ago

      Try many at the same time, ind your favorite 5 and try to do them all at the same time.

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  • inside_out
    15 years ago

    LMAO! yes well i prefer not to die during sex.. lmao! silly sausage!

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  • theRealDeal
    13 years ago

    Fucking idiot kid! Why are y'all on here! Go back to kindergarden.

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  • evilcommenter
    14 years ago

    You are MESSED UP! That's NOT cool man. NOT cool. Do NOT bring others down with you if you choose to commit suicide. Suicide in itself is a serious matter and having someone else murder you because they want to commit suicide is sick and heartless.
    not cool man. Not cool. Not normal.

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