Cooking with semen

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cooking with semen i have just read a think about it i must try i love the taste

i love to do this 10
i would like to try 11
it sounds yummy 8
no way 65
its a mater of taste 10
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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    you know what I like cooking? Tasted trolls.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      Ewww, i dont eat meat, im a vagertarian

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      • wistfulmaiden
        9 years ago

        sea food?

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        • shuggy-chan
          9 years ago

          Sorry im blind, i cant see it

          I masturbate too much when i was a young lad. Made me go blind

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          • u8mysis
            8 years ago

            something went wrong I threw my glasses away when I started jacking off. The more I did the better I could see, I entered the Navy with a 20/10 eye site. I still pretty much have close to that now, They say turning forty will change that. I been told never miss a Chance to relive the tension, it cures a headache, kills frustration with a single flip of the wrist. Never tell the wife good night feeling you want some, tell her after you had some or stoked it a few extra time after you took a piss.

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          • Morgan_Freeman
            9 years ago

            lol wtf?

            Narrated by Morgan Freeman.

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          • wistfulmaiden
            9 years ago

            you have a braille keyboard? cool!
            I know you can go blind and have stunted growth and get hairs on your palms from too much of THAT.
            That's what the diminutive, specky hairy monks told us in class, anyway...

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  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    Yeah... that's why I got fired from Denny's.

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Yes, I remember working at The Cheesecake Factory.

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  • yournotalone
    9 years ago

    No stone is left unturned on isitnormal.com

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  • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
    9 years ago

    I used to cook with my fellow Navy comrades all the time.

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  • Petrichor.
    9 years ago

    What the...

    Excerpt from Natural Harvest cookbook:

    "Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

    This book hopes to change that.

    Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"

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  • chewy
    8 years ago

    funny shit!

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  • monkee
    9 years ago

    I'll eat spunk on or in anything.

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  • randypete
    9 years ago

    i had 5 guys leave me there semen for me so i made a cake it was so yummy i love semen

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  • MrsEdGein
    9 years ago

    I just lost my appetite a little >_<

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  • Dream_Killer
    9 years ago

    Is it bad that even considered doing this after reading it? lolz

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    Don't forget about cooking with breast milk.

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    • Dream_Killer
      9 years ago

      Breast milk taste good though, or so I hear.

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      • Asstastics
        9 years ago

        It tastes like cantaloupe juice. I remember the flavor from when I was a baby.

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  • Drawingmud
    9 years ago

    If you read the one sentence post, it makes no sense

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  • poon__jabber
    9 years ago

    sounds dubious

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  • TheWeasel
    9 years ago

    This post made me think about santa claus.

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    • randypete
      9 years ago

      did you suck off santa claus ?

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