Cooking fetish?

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So recently i've been taking a liking to baking freshly baked cookies, spraying it with cooking oil, and then rubbing my genitals all over the cookie sheet.

Is this normal? I just sort of like.. you know the texture of the tin foil wrapped around my 5 inch wonder weasel.

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21% Normal
Based on 78 votes (16 yes)
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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    Germs, poison, contamination!

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  • Ellenna
    7 years ago

    Wonder weasel? I thought I'd heard everything until I read that

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  • matches
    7 years ago

    Be careful what you bake or cook on your stove unless you want cooked weiner

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  • dirtybirdy
    7 years ago

    ...Then on Tuesday, Mable left me
    I heard she's goin' out with Charlie
    She saw his package from what I know she said
    "That looks like a tube of cookie dough!"

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