Constipation?

I poop 3-4 times a year.Ive been to the doctors and they prescribed powerful laxitives that ending up making me vomit. I tell them it work so I dont get embarased. And when I do take a dump im in the bathroom for hours.My mom says this happens to everybody but I just wana make sure.Thank you!

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Comments ( 26 )
  • Galaxy500

    3-4 times a year, huh? I don't think it's humanly possible to crap that few amount of times. You're overexaggerating because one would be dead from a gastro-intestinal disease if that were the case. Eat more fiber-rich foods and stay away from the junk food.

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  • nasser

    I suffer Ms and had the constipation problem which caused me to vomit

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  • GeorgeTheJudgementalHippo

    You're mom is lying. It's not normal at all.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Chickpea flour, water, and baked apple chips. These have ended my constipation!

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  • nasser

    i have tried everything starting with supositries to emima fleet but no use..... i feel much better after having a physio therapy done on my butt hole with taking 2 tablets of AMITIZA daily

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  • Avant-Garde

    No. Your mom is full of bullshit and you need to stop lying to your doctors. A human is supposed to shit 3 times a day. Because you go so little, you're running the risk of death. Yes, constipation can actually be fatal. I think the girl from poltergeist died that way. Your breath must be horrible and your body toxic. What is your diet like? Or better yet, why haven't you gone to the hospital? You need to go now!

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  • 800imawesome

    Errrr... unless this is a troll, then you should be dead by now.

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  • metallover1991

    Troll.

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  • detroitlove81

    As you can see, the OP has not responded...

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    • Ryan556

      Or has he :/

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  • Jessie735513

    Daaamn...you must block the entire sewer when you eventfully do go. Still, if it's true-that's not healthy.

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  • DisgraceGod

    Fake but funny.

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  • BoredGuy

    3-4 times a year? You should be dead long ago.

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  • sparrowfeed

    OMG you shit 4 times a year?

    i get disconcerted when i'm only going once a day.. mind you, i'm suffering some constipation right now (poo is hard, going only once a day)...

    4 times a year is a complete anomaly. i'm surprised you're still living without any major debilitating health problems. i don't believe this is how infrequently you poo... no offense. it's physically impossible to hold that much food without letting it out. you wouldn't be able to function!!

    if you said once a week, i'd believe it. but once a week is the LEAST.

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    • Ryan556

      I can only take a dump once a week keep in mind I'm young 20 but 4 times a year a little exaderation

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  • Louie

    This cant be real, im sorry if it is, but the human body cant take that much shit in its system for 3 months at a time

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    • sparrowfeed

      i don't know why i find myself helplessly laughing....

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  • Please dont tell your doctors it works.
    You dont want to be trying to pop out crap for hours on end like a pregnant alligator, please just get it checked it out its disgusting and im about to go and have a meal after typing this

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  • PsychoDJ

    Hmmmmm.... If I were you I would go to the drug store and buy some epsom salt and mix it with water.All it does is adds water to your bowels.If it is really 3 or 4 times a year go to the hospital right now!Somehow I think you are just full of S___, no pun intended.

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  • juliaa

    Wow. What kind of bodily functions do YOU have? Cuz that's not normal in any way at all.

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  • nothing2

    water exercise fiber. hey maybe even caffeine. thats different. i don't know. maybe you go during blackouts? that's even if you have blackouts. maybe i'm getting too serious.

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  • maya617

    how the hell is it possible to crap only 3-4 times a year?? i don't believe you.u are supposed to shit few times a day if u are eating healthy, or at least once in every two days.
    for constipation in general, change your diet. make sure u eat more fiber, fruit and vegetables daily. eat less white products, eat whole wheat instead. drink plenty of water, plus exercize improves digestive disorders. taking strong laxitives on a regular basis is highly unhealthy. u should address your doctor on this immediatly.
    i wish u well.

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  • Justin_Case

    This is not normal ,You should seriously get test to rule out anything major such as colon cancer Also beware of Bile Blockage that crap will make you very sick , I know cause I am a victim of it

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  • PoisonFlowers

    Holy crap! (mind the pun :/)
    Well, everyone's body works differently, but 3-4 times a year doesn't sound very good at all.
    You may have some sort of undiagnosed condition, such as an intolerance for gluten or something else. Please go get it checked out.

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    • I laughed my head off at your pun

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  • firepokeit

    this isn't normal at all!! a healthy human is supposed to poop 3 times a day, and just think, your doctors probably heard wayyy more embarassing things then this, who knows, maybe you have something serious!! go to your doctor and tell him/her that the pills don't help, you've been lyeing, and they only make things worse by making you vomit.

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