Constant jokes/sarcasm

I am the same way. I get SO SICK of my sarcasm because sometimes it's just plain rude, but it's like I can't turn it off.

I hate sarcasm, it's so low, and usually much too obvious. What happened to subtlety? The joke part is fine. Just the sarcasm part, that
makes me want to kick your ass right here.

im like that and it gets me in a lot of shit tbh. ive learnt to never be sarcastic with your family or teachers cos they hate it when your funnier and just damn smarter than them :s also, a relationship that will be able to fit your personality will come along so dont supress your personality, as this world already has enough boring halfwits without you adding to their number.

Ya Dude Bag! (I call my best friend that too.)

You probably have OCD or something. Maybe you're one of those people with a brilliant mind but it's just restless and it's constantly making humorous observations about life (you'd really like Demetri Martin). You seem like in intelligent guy. Find out what triggers this. Talk to a counselor and if needs be, take medication. Find a way to occupy your busy mind, a way to distract it.

Must Suck To Be An Intelligent & Funny Guy (A Bit Eccentric Perhaps But There Are Always Remedies To Improve Situations With The Lady Folk...Incremental Things, Baby Steps),

hoserdomechild

I would say somthing sarcastic, but it seems too easy.

i make jokes about everything. there is absolutely no need to worry. People may not like this but thats who you are. some people will understand some wont. oh well i love making jokes...

I'm the same way. I have a really hard time taking anything seriously. Some of my friends do get really irritated because they say that "everything is a joke to me." I can't help it. I'm always sarcastic about everything. Gets me in trouble, too ]:

I'm the same dude. I do it so much it gives me a fucking headache sometimes and then I really need to chill (like a previous poster said). Don't stop it though. Cynics and sarcastic people are fucking funny. Just take some time out and relax by yourself sometimes. That's what I do. Otherwise I do my own freekin' head in.

lol i wish i was you.

Chandler? is that you?

I know exactly how you feel because I am the same way. As for if it's normal I don't know. Just try to relate stuff to yourself when you talk to people or ask questions.

I'm the same exact way.

It drives my teacher crazy.

Lately I've been working on just chatting, and saying things sarcasticlly only some of the time, because when I'm texting/e-mailing no one knows if I'm serious or not.

people do that sometimes when they're nervous or want to hide who they really are/ how they feel. find people you're comfortable with and you should be able to relax more.
then again, maybe you're justa bit of a smartarse, if so don't worry, lots of people think it's cool :)

Have a heart to heArt with someone it will cut down the sarcasm

thats one of those thins that could work for you or work against you.
(it just depends on the situation)

im the same way.

just be aware that in some situations people might take your jokes as you being a smart ass.

You sound like Chandler from the show "Friends," but without the personality.

Try having actual conversations. People may think you're funny but you're not going to be taken seriously if you're just Funny Man. The Funny Man in a group is the one who cracks all the jokes and is fun to be around but without any substance. Perhaps you're a loner and don't want relationships and this is your defense mechanism or maybe you do want relationships or afraid to have one, either way, you're fine being Funny Man, but one day you're going to realize nobody really knows you and nobody really cares. You don't have to give up your humor. Just lace your humor in your conversation and you'll be thoughtful but also lighthearted.

Look on the bright side atleast you dont see the negative side to everything.

I do that too when im nervous or mad or overly happy. you just need to chill out and be yourself.

you may be able to become a comedian they make shitloads of money if theyre good

just be yourself. stop worrying if you need to tell jokes or not. do what you feel.

Are you joking?