Confession booth perv

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I got a little secret that I've been keeping for a while now and I really need to know if it's normal. I kind of have a church/chapel related fetish.

- Got a girl to wank me off during the proceedings whilst I fondled her ass. I sit as close to the altar as possible during this.
- I went to confession with the sole purpose of trying to get the priest have an erection. I tell him a lot of erotic tales etc and wank myself off while doing this.
- I get a girl to give me a blowjob during her confession or after it.
- I have sex with a girl/whore during the proceedings.
- I bribe a priest so I can take his place during the confessions. I then give people bad advice, while wanking myself.
- I have sex with a girl on the altar.
- I have sex with a girl tied to a crucifix.
- I get a whore drunk on wine and fill her vagina with communion wafers.

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43% Normal

Based on 111 votes (48 yes)

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cpg123

15 years ago

I get a whore drunk on wine and fill her vagina with communion wafers. WTF??? lol

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- RomeoDeMontague
  
  10 years ago
  
  This was my thought and the part about the female tied to a cross. I found a pic like this online with a witch tied to a stick.
  
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buriedalive

15 years ago

yea, very normal...

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Quadmaster

15 years ago

We all have are fetish's, so I say your completely normal.

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Konwest

12 years ago

So your the pope? Why didn't you say so before. Seems legit

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- Gravy
  
  11 years ago
  
  The pope's not such a bad cunt after all.
  
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Crazydiamond

14 years ago

Quality post! However midway through I realised you couldn't have actually done all this stuff, no priest would let you bribe him into letting you give confession, surely not...

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- Gravy
  
  11 years ago
  
  I don't think he actually says he has done them. If says he has a fetish. At least that's how I read it from the start. ie fantasy. But he'd hold saint status he he could pull off all those miracles.
  
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y3k23k

15 years ago

what church do you belong to thats one fucked up priest you got bud, the urges are totally normal because banging a chick on a cross is taboo, but I'm jewish and sure i thought about having some fun in temple and when i was 13 i got my first blow-job under the basement stairs there but still i believe in god and i wouldn't go around shoving crackers in a girls cooch in a temple.

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- RomeoDeMontague
  
  10 years ago
  
  It did not say it was real. He said it was his fetish.
  
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RomeoDeMontague

10 years ago

This is blasphemy.

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drugsrbadmkay

11 years ago

Unless you're a naked, nubile, prepubescent boy, you have no chance of making the priest get a stiffy.

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curiousKat2711

13 years ago

He says her confessions as if his own..as she/girl/whore pleases him. Duh. The more excited he gets he more confessions that start puking out of this creative sicko. Eeewwwww. Where do u find these girls/whores...and wouldn't that make them just as "normal" as u?

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elasticband

13 years ago

This sounds fake.

Anyway, how in hell does a girl say her confession while giving a blowjob at the same time?

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Schythl

14 years ago

This does sound fake, but it would be fucking hilarous if it were true. Messing with the church is awesome.

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[Old Memory]

14 years ago

Fake and completely disgusting.

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Alaskaraven

14 years ago

In your dreams, pal. Only a couple of those things are possible...

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[Old Memory]

14 years ago

I lost my virginity in church. I was an overweight young male and I "slept" with the secretary's daughter who was also the daughter to the usher of the church. She was far better than I though I could ever have and she left shortly after, but I will never forget having sex in that church while her dad was having a meeting in the very next room.

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- Alaskaraven
  
  14 years ago
  
  Nearly every time I read a post of yours, I am more and more attracted to you...
  
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Emoluvisdeath

15 years ago

Wtf!?

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anonymouse1

15 years ago

Brilliant, very funny post!

(Just out of interest, how many communion wafers did you fit in? :L)

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- jucedaguy
  
  11 years ago
  
  I knew a guy once who could get 18 twenty cent pieces in his foreskin. Wonder how many would fit in a vag?
  
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GreenFrog

15 years ago

hahaha @ 'girl/whore'

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hotloverangel

15 years ago

wtf?

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[Old Memory]

15 years ago

LMFAO thats fukn brilliant. I hope you get to do all this it would be fukn awesome. I had a wank in the town hall once in a cupboard under the stairs its been pulled down now the town hall that is

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SlimFast

15 years ago

How long have you been doing this sort of thing?

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ihopeyoudie

14 years ago

you went to church one too many times. get over it. religion sucks.

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