Condom story

When I was around 11, I found a $20 bill in the woods and I bought myself a pack of pokemon cards.

This story sucks! I'll tell you a story. One time I won like 20$ in quarters playing dice against one of my friends. Later that night I was thrown in the drunk tank for drinking a beer on the bus. I thought I was all incognito cause the can was the same colour as a Pepsi but some rat with keen discerning eyes told the damn bus driver and presto. So when checking in to my tank hotel for the night I had to surrender my shoes and the contents of my pockets. It looked like I robbed a fucking payphone. The cops kept trying to lead me away from the desk but the change was never ending. I kept telling them that I still had more money and if I didnt give it all up I was going to kill my self with a quarter. Moral of the story if your caught on the bus drinking, get off it and run.

Holy shit for once i agree with what Faceless said

Fuck me....O.o

My older sister ordered a box of condoms for free one time. The site was called "freecondoms.com" or something like that(I just tried it and a bogus spam website popped up trying to convince me that I had won $1,000). My mom had a good fuss over it I'm sure.