Compared to my friends parents, mine are a fat shame.
My parents are pathetic losers. They are so fat. My friends parents look so normal. My friends parents act normal in public. WTF did I end up with? Reject ogres. I have two sisters and one brother. They all look normal. What screwed up my parents? They have no respect for themselves. They're so unclean. I tell no one that they exist. Do you have disgusting parents like this? My parents need to be dumped in a slum.